Lady Shimmer:

Hair: Flame red, straight and usually hanging in her face
Eyes: Sunshine yellow
Status: Vampire

Key points: She will always be riding something.... Depending on the time era that a thread is set in, it may be a destrier, or a custom built dishwasher. Also depending on the time era she may or may not have a basket filled with various types of deodorant.

Story: Nobody knows how old Shimmer is, and anybody who has ever asked her hasn't ever gotten an answer that could be considered coherent. She is insane, completely and utterly whacked. She has been known to scream and leap at people for sitting in a chair that she at one point had decided must be her mother because of physical similarities. It had legs arms and a back, so did she.