What movie do you think is the worst movie in cinematic history?

it's called "two lane blacktop."

it's an early 70's movie about cross country race and is literally two hours of driving footage with about 30 minutes of total dialogue, which is some of the worst dialogue you've ever heard.

this is from imdb.com

IMDb Video: Trailer for Two-Lane Blacktop

Pumpkin. Pumpkin (2002)

It is the ultimate stinker by which we measure the stench of all other bad movies.

Wow.. that movie does look bad.. and extremely boring.

I think I'm gonna add the entire Home Alone series to the list.

Both of those movies have high ratings at imdb...

Two-Lane Blacktop 7.3
Pumpkin 6.1

oh yeah, I also wanna add "you got served"

Any movie comprising an aging actor or rapper no one cares about anymore and them looking after obnoxious kids.

Every movie has the same exact plot. They are completely unwatchable.

Yeah, that new Indiana Jones movie that is coming out, I wonder what effect Indiana being old will have on critics.

i completely missed that part on the site. weird. i think imdb is dyslexic, 3.7 sounds much more believable.


the first home alone isn't that bad. joe pesci is awesome in that movie.

Yeah, joe pesci is awesome. I used to like it back in the day, but lost interest.

I guess more specifically, Home Alone 3

Two lane blacktop has a big cult following, a couple of my gearhead friends fucking worship the filml

Personally, I hate Starship Troopers the most.

LOL, yes I can see Pumpkin at 1.6.

If you watch it, let me know what you think!

worst i've ever seen was "bless the child"

bring it on.... horrible movie. i cant stand kurstin dunst

I loved Pumpkin . . . but I'm a sucker for Chritina Ricci.

Worst movie I ever saw was I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave. A horrible homage/sequel to the cult classic I Spit On Your Grave from wicked-pixel. The poop looked like chocolate icing, the murder scenes were horrendous, the plot was stupid, and the rape scene (which was s'posed to be of a girl raping a guy) was nothing but 10 minutes of watching Emily Haack seriously masturbate with a broom handle before the trick photography of her shoving it up the dudes ass, thus killing him. Throw in 45 minutes of useless graveyard footage, and you have the worst movie ever.

Greyst(r)oke

yeah, one of my gearhead buddies tried to induct me into the "cult following," but i couldn't do it. i barely even made it through the fucking film.

For a while I thought that Don't Mess With My Sister (made by the same fella who made I Spit On Your Grave) was the worst movie ever made. I also once thought it was Nukie... ew, what a piece of shit.

But, no. The worst film I have yet seen has been Attack Force with Steven Seagal. As a hobby, I count action star kills, and I had to fast-forward through most of this shit-fest (something I NEVER do). Seagal is no great actor, but it seemed like he wasn't even aware of the movie he was in. He was dubbed, the slapped at the camera instead of fighting, and it turned into some kinda vampire flick after a certain point and I'm still confused about what the fuck happened.

Fuck Attack Force. In the ass.

The Hitman movie. Saw it a few days ago.

The entire plot is squeezed into the first 10 minutes, the fighting is is incredibly boring and tiresome, Agent 47 was played by a man whose main basis of acting seemed to be a plank of wood, and it was just totally crap in general.

Although White Noise comes in a close second... I hate that film with a passion.