Let's see,theres "The Swan", a bland boring show that was pieced together by the reality show "Extreme makeover" which is already well established. It takes un-attractive women and makes them over to compete in a beauty pageant?! What the fucking hell. They don't even get to see thier own faces til a seemingly emotional moment on camera when they face thier image for the first time in front of a mirror for all of America to witness.Its just a little stupid, and well, its weird.

Then there's WB's Next big star or Superstar or whatever the hell.Another reality crap.A retard version of American Idol, which BTW,is playing on the other network already on the same night.They lie to people who have no talent,and shun the ones that sound like they have potential.Or at least thats what i get from the premise that's displayed on the shows promo.

Both tasteless,tacky,boring reality shit.No actors,so we got no talent in either of the shows.No plots,no arcs,no interesting characters.Dont we switch the tele on to Escape this shit?

um....umm......um......uh......hmm....uh....

basically, there is no talent in real life then...

no talent hacks!

I love mind numbingly talentless reality shows - I'm shallow as a teaspoon, yes indeed. I'm having a Big Brother party next week

Its wackity wack wack!! I saw on a VH1 reality special on how producers,and directors of the Reality show actually encourage, and even start fights between cast members in a desperate attempt to boost some kind of interest to viewers.Turns out that there are more writers for a reality show then there is for a ordinary drama or action show.So I guess there is talent in the reality show universe, but I still see more Reality Tv than fictional.There will be a time when there will be nothing BUT reality tv.*cringe*

The talent is in the casting.
The casting is unreal, they find the most fucked up mentaly disturbed people!
I mean when you think about it the idea is quite simple: Find a bunch of people that are all fucked up in their own special little ways, give them a common goal and sit back and watch while they all emotionally break down trying to fuck each other out of that goal.
It's the kind of idea, after hearing, you wish you had thought of...like midget wresling.

Isnt it funny to watch how stupid we are.

'They' are.
I don't think that I am stupid by any means.
Reality shows are just like watching a retard fall down some stairs...you know you shouldn't like watching it, but you do. Watching dumb people doing dumb things is entertaining. I don't think of myself as stupid for enjoying once and awhile, maybe a little embarrassed and childish, sure, but not stupid.

I mean, making humans like animals. Its so basic, so demeanial. So wonderful.

Yes I do find it funny that people put themselves through that dumbass shit.
And don't get me wrong, I find Reality shows to be created and vastly viewed by REAL dickhead shitbirds. I tune in only on specific occations, when I'm really bored or can't sleep.

I just won money, now once the govt takes half of it, and my partner stabs me in the back, I have 1/2 a snickers bar, and 54 cents change. Unless, their happens to be a plot twist.

...I wonder if they will ever make a reallity show

that is reallistically reallistic.

Consider me a dickhead shitbird then.

Ow....Kitty likes to scratch.
It's just my opinion, I still think you're the cat's meow.

You know what show I would like to see.
NO SURVIVORS!
Just get a bunch of these dickholes together on an island and let them kill each other off for a fake grand prize. And when the last person comes to claim their winnings you stap um into a guillotine and let the good times roll.
Tell me that wouldn't get good ratings.

I'll let you off

Sounds good!

I watched a show called 'Distraction' the other night. It was basically Big Brother nobody's attached to an electric current and everytime they buzzed in to answer a question, they got an electric shock. The next round, they had to smash a bottle over their head if they wanted to answer - all in the name of charity of course, and jolly good fun!