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sixxx(sic)six · **Roxanna -** 04-15-04

ok, this need some explaining.....i was walking thru best buy, and a movie hound i am, i am cruising the horror section.....so there i am, debating "stir of echos," for $9.99, "stigmata" for $9.99, or some movie which totally caught me by the cover and description on the back...."Roxanna: special collectors edition (2002 remake as well as 1970 original)" for $14.99......guess which i chose

now, i fugred it a "titty" movie but not a soft-core porn with a trippy tone to the whole movie......i watched both versions and i don't know what to think.....a part of me thinks that for soft-core its kinda fucked up, its real trippy, and the soundtrack kicks ass, but like any porn the acting sux and there's no plot......did i waste my money, try to take it back, or try to find value in it? i don't know......anyone else seen this?

Jordyn · 04-15-04

i'd have went for stigmata

errantrogue · 04-15-04

i would have gone for Roxanne... to make my Cyranno de Bergerac collection complete.

sixxx(sic)six · 04-15-04

think i might take it back......you think if i bitch that i was expecting a horror movie but instead got a porno, i wouldn't have even thought of it?......or do i suck it up and except it as karma.......everything has been going wrong for me........maybe it's stress

sixxx(sic)six · 04-16-04

ha, good news, if anyone cares.....i got to best buy and tell them that i found this movie in the horror section but it was nuttin but softcore, they gave me a return, so i got stir of echoes and the ninth gate both for just a dollar more....good deal, good deal

crow · 05-16-04

You would have been beaten hard with a stick in our store for returning that movie...

sixxx(sic)six · 05-16-04

really? they were all apologetic and shit, they couldn't believe they sold soft-core porn.......

crow · 05-17-04

I was being funny, you know, it's not that bad here... you were lucky

Jordyn · 05-17-04

Quote:

Originally Posted by errantrogue

i would have gone for Roxanne... to make my Cyranno de Bergerac collection complete.

might be a different movie there rogue, i don't remember roxanne having anything resembling porn, and i believe it's in the comedy section...

sixxx(sic)six · 05-17-04

not Roxanne, the movie with Steve Martin and Darryl Hannah and "Olive Oil" (the chick also in The Shining).....Roxanne is about the fire-man (steve martin) with the long nose and he helps charm Darryl Hannah for a fellow friend of his.......that is a comedy based off of some play....(Cyranna de Bergerac?)........this movie was a softcore porn called Roxanna.....notice the "a" at the end of her name

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