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(antihero) · **Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter -** 08-18-04

Has anyone else ever seen this? I dare to call the worst movie in the history of film, only intentionally so. That obviously makes it funny, but SHEEZ... Jesus fighting a horde of lesbian vampires in Canada? It sounds brilliant, but considering the fact that the movie was made for however much money was in the producers pants pockets, it ups the kamp level by a jillion percent. There's even singing and dancing in it.

It's worth watching for life experience, though. And it sure beats The Passion of the Christ.

errantrogue · 08-18-04

but does it be The Passion of the Jew?

Harry Hard-On · 08-19-04

???

I acctually liked this one a lot. I thought that it was funny. It is one of those rare films where the worse it gets, the more I laugh.

I esspecially loved it when the Mormans started attacking Jesus. It ran about 10 minutes too long. Genious.

And it kicked the shit outta 'The Propaganda Of The Christ'.

xiaphon · 08-22-04

I've never seen it, but I read about it on badmovies.org

Harry Hard-On · 08-22-04

It's not a bad movie... you just have to expect it not to be Oscar worthy.
I mean, where else are you going to see Jesus take on a fleet of Vampires with a 350 lbs Mexican wrestler as his partner??? Ok, maybe at the county fair... but it won't be done this well I promise you.

xiaphon · 08-22-04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Hard-On

It's not a bad movie... you just have to expect it not to be Oscar worthy.
I mean, where else are you going to see Jesus take on a fleet of Vampires with a 350 lbs Mexican wrestler as his partner??? Ok, maybe at the county fair... but it won't be done this well I promise you.

Yeah, I read the review and decided I wanted to watch it, heh. I'll have to check it out.

Shattered Dream · 08-22-04

At least the jesus vampire flick is entertaining. one of my favourite bad movies is Basketcase and this other one (can't remember the name of it) which had farting zombies. lol

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