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Finish the joke - 01-21-08

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...


Homer: Ah he has all the money in the world. But you know what he can't buy?
Marge: What is that Homy?
Homer: *Thinks* A Dinosaur!!!

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01-21-08

The breakfast club! hahaha

I would like someone to finish it also
  
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01-21-08

Oh shit.


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01-21-08

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Oh shit.
exactemundo.

i wonder he did ever make up the end to that joke or not?



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01-21-08

no he didn't. the roof collapses and the movie continues. i don't think there is an end to that joke.



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01-21-08

There wasn't an end to the joke, and it was ad-libbed by Judd Nelson, but what would you say as a punch line?


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Marge: What is that Homy?
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01-22-08

sorry, what i meant was -

i wonder if he (judd nelson) actually did think up a punchline or just spout the front end to the joke off the top of his head without a punchline in mind...

there's topics all around teh interwebs with hundreds of endings.

I haven't found one i find most appropriate.



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01-24-08

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there's topics all around teh interwebs with hundreds of endings.

I haven't found one i find most appropriate.
I didn't know that, I should look into it....

From what I read, Nelson never had a punchline for the joke, just started rambling, and my guess is that he probably never came up with one on his own, especially after the falling out with Hughes


Homer: Ah he has all the money in the world. But you know what he can't buy?
Marge: What is that Homy?
Homer: *Thinks* A Dinosaur!!!

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