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The Crappiest movies you've seen - 12-17-04

Dodgeball. I really wanted to like this movie, I did.But All the funny parts were in the previews,and theatrical trailers.I saw the commercials for dvd advertising so much that the "joannie loves chachi" remark had lost all it's meaning. I did sit through all of it though,and I think that says something.

I dont know whether or not to put "The Girl next Door" in this thread, or the 'Good Movies' Thread. I kinda enjoyed it,the quirky film friend played by Chris Marquette was funny. So Im going to say I liked it,but parts of it were boring.

S.I.C.K

It stands for psycho insane clown killer or whatever the fuck. I hate it, I hate it!Die piece of shit movie,die! Its one of those rental movies where the cover is elaborately designed fooling unsuspecting movie goers into thinking it might be interesting. When it was'ent a porno, I was scratching my head going "What the fuck?"
  
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12-17-04

That Jerry Springer movie...'Ringmaster' I think it was called.

Trailer trash is only funny when it's real.
  
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12-17-04

there's that whole montage of those cheep gorey flicks and such you find in $2.99 bin at wallmart.....

and um....letz see, i've seen some horrible fuckin' movies in my day....but what to list....

um.....

MANIACTS - cheap flick and not at all horrorish like the box would suggest, and it started out kool, but the ending got way out of whack and totally kills the fuckin' flick

um....lets see, there's this vampire flick (can't think of the name) and this one chicks-in-prison film with Linda Blair where you can actually see the boom-mics comin' down into view....funny stuff

um.....oh i know, i'll go with Rob Zombie's HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES.....god, what a fuckin' disappointment....must i even justify how fuckin' horrible this flick is?


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12-17-04

any of the American Pies...


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12-17-04

dodgeball
  
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12-17-04

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. I know it was intentionally campy, but even I fail to see the humor in that pile o' donkey shit.
  
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12-17-04

White Chicks. I cannot stand that movie.
  
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12-18-04

The worst movie I have ever seen was called Don't Mess With My Sister. For a close second, I will have to say Nukie.

As for anything new that I absolutely hated... Alien vs. Predator. Such an insult.


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12-18-04

PUNCH DRUNK LOVE!!!!

What the fuck is that? Art movie for the sake of an art movie....."lets confuse the Hell out of everyone by being total gonads for 90 minutes" GOOD CALL!

Oh, and...pretty much any of these recent teen slasher flicks that attempt to constantly recreate or better Halloween and Friday the 13th.....once youve seen a dude in a mask chase and stab a cheerleader 50 times, theres pretty much NOTHING else that you can do to make it any different!




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12-18-04

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um.....oh i know, i'll go with Rob Zombie's HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES.....god, what a fuckin' disappointment....must i even justify how fuckin' horrible this flick is?[/QUOTE]
I fucking hate House Of A Thousand Corpses man.
That Film was so horrible i really don't understand why people like it.
  
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12-18-04

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I fucking hate House Of A Thousand Corpses man.
That Film was so horrible i really don't understand why people like it.
most likely just because Rob Zombie directed it. wonder if The Devil's Rejects will be the same...

... and the body count wasn't high enough to merrit that title


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12-18-04

house of a thousand corpses was kinda dumb, but it was also kinda funny. like the clown dude, whose name i can't remember
  
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12-18-04

I remember the chick was really hot.. but I was disappointed with it as a whole



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12-18-04

I have House of a Thousand Corpses, for no reason other than camp value. But yes, overall, I was uber-disappointed.
  
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12-19-04

I did'int love house of 1000 corpses,but I also did'int loathe it.I just did'int think it was too original,I just saw it as a long music video.

Last night I saw, The Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys. Hilarious as far as crappy horror movies go.Corey Feldman is back on the small screen as the ascendant of the first Puppet Master and brings the puppets back to life. Only,there is a shorter cast this time around.Blade,Six Shooter,Pinhead,and Jester. Feldman trying to play a somewhat old mysterious alchemist was funny,because he still looks so young.The animation for the puppets were extremely low quality, In fact I think the first puppet master had even better animation and it was made in the 80s.The demonic toys were anything but demonic,but they were rude,gross,and funny.Overall,it made me laugh.So Im going to say its an awesomely crappy movie.
  
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Last night I saw, The Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys. Hilarious as far as crappy horror movies go.
i think I've seen that a while back. Didn't the other evil puppets arrive in some odd crate at peoples door.


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12-19-04

The Leprechaun is the worst horror movie I've seen



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12-19-04

Barbie in Swan Lake is pretty poor...


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12-19-04

I would imagine any Barbie movie would suck.


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The Leprechaun is the worst horror movie I've seen
And to think, I wasted an hour and a half of my life on "Leprechaun 4: In Space" .. knowing damn well the previous ones were bad.


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