I hope the next time the bitch gets outa her car, she slips on ice and cracks her head open!!! hahahaha yessss yesss! Watch this haunt me now.

Are you so stupid? And yes that is a question not an assumption- like you tend to always do.

Yes it is Christmas time, the time of year where a lot of people become stressed and become assholes, though many of them are like that year-round.

i'm amazed that this thread is still carrying on.... i've lost touch with it.. ran out of evil thoughts and it got old... i'm still out of evil thoughts to cast out... guess i'm just not that evil


but nonetheless it's good exorcise to where you'll feel lighter...

I agree with Khaos, evil thoughts will never run dry. That is one of the greater parts of being human. You can plot and carry out dark and misunderstood deeds.

A different note: As my Brother would say, "Holidays are artificial days created by man." ...and unobvious to my Brother, they are like that for a reason.

Another different note: Hey Bartolino, since you consider yourself unintellectual, maybe you should consider the Darwin awards.

I have noticed, that my violent craving did not disappear but simply were repressed, and strongly so... you can thank my gf for that, its a good thing.. but they are still there and I express them very well... such as the below... I threatened someone with the below after they threatened to me bodily harm * that only turned me on though, oh and the below would only happen after I beat them to my satisfaction*.


1) take a plastic tooth pick and cover sharp half with vaseline, and dull end with super glue.

2) Insert sharp end into hole in the sonofab@#$%'s pee hole.

Get him hard and listen for the plastic breaking...

4) Tell him to have fun while trying to pee that stuff out!

Evil thoughts? Only evil thought I've had is sneeking into that good for nothing bums house that got me questioned by police because he didn't think to have the girls use the phone... for him I have thought much over, let me break it down.

1) I could slip through his bed room window late at night whens he's asleep and slip him some knock out drugs or just bash him over the head real good, then I could cut his tongue out and hang it from the cieling so when he woke up he would be looking at hos tongue with a note attached 'maybe you should renember to tell people'

2) I could wait outside his workplace with a baseball bat beating him and dragging him to my car where I would take him to a room and tie him to a chair and lock his head to where he was staring at his right arm. Then I would remove his eyelids and begin slicing along a vien in his arm while he had no other choice but to watch while saying 'so how does it feel looking for something to help when you know your helpless'

I could make home made Napalm and pour it over his face telling him what fun we're having as good 'friends' as I laughed

4) I could get in a fight with him and drag him to the ground and grind his face into the assphault watching his face get shredded across the blacktop letting him know looks are only going to get him so far when he's pissed off the wrong guy.

5) I could pin him back to the ground while pressing my thumbs into his eyesockets till I could feel his eyeballs crush under the pressure of my thumbs and keep pressing untill I couldn't go any further after that I could tie him to the hood of my car and drive down the highway swirving between traffic.

of course this could all wear off in a week and I may be calm enough not to harm him... but I doubt it.

...y'mean... I'm being evauluated.... fine I have something that will prove me sane and good hearted... I tried to kill my therapist with my tennis shoe.

Therapists are the root of all evil therefore I am not evil for attempting to kill the bald s.o.b. with repetitave shoe slaps

Yeah, therapists tend not to take kindly to that... not that they have a chance to express that... but yeah, evil thoughts... well I was thinking injecting heroine into someone at least twice, at most 30 times at intervals, and them let them get the shakes, in very dark room, all alone with no facilities or beds, just concrete.

It was either that or going and burning down entire cities, but one building per day. nothing huge.

Hm, these seem a bit old, but since I'm having a bad day and I haven't been on in a while, I suppose I'll post one anyway.

I'd like to grab my brother by the throat and rip his spinal cord out through his ass! Fucking little brothers! AH!

There's a particular person to whom I would like to scoop out his/hers eyeballs with a dirty spoon, and then force him/her to eat them.

a little hungry rat, an open mouth of a man (who owns me a lot /not money though/, but won't pay) would do it

i always have evil thoughts it is just the way you show them that can get you screwed

I don't think thoughts are necessarily evil; sometimes they just exist, period. It's more in what you do with them.