I don't think this has been done before, so here's one of those "What Are you..." threads based on alcohol. I could've included drugs, but...you know.


Right now, I'm drinking Crown Lager and VB

Another Aussie? Or a poor American?
Who the hell drinks VB? It's just a step above Melbourne Bitter.
Anyways, my poison is either Drambuie or Captain Morgan spiced rum.

Bit of both?

I don't usually drink VB, but only if Carlton Colds
aren't on special.

Right now, I'm finishing off the VB's, and getting TRASHED on Coolabah Dry Red

Yes, I'm a wino.

Johnny Walker Black Label Scotch

Fuck, I can't stand JW. Any scotch, for that matter. That, and the liqueurs - sherry, brandy, etc.

pussy

Oi! Only vodkas, beer, wine, and/or anything cheap!

omg... you pass up 12 year old scotch for a bottle of finlandia....

try taking that dick out of your ass and grow a pair.

I can't afford anything else. I haven't had bourbon since after I moved back from the U.S. Stuff is a hell of a lot cheaper there.

well thats a pretty good excuse... i must admit.

but still... how can you deal with the cheap vodka hangover?

Aussies don't get hangovers. Ya.

oh thats right... you got that high breeding stock of theives and Aboriginies.

Fuck yeah! Pirate stock!

I'm on my tenth beer since the past 3 hours.

right on... way to be the offspring of the people nobody wanted.

My heritage is Irish...We stole bread to live, so they (the poms)sent us to paradise. But of course you knew that.

oh well thats better... irish-aussie... might as well call yourself a euro-nigger

lol hey, that's cool Euro-nigger.
Don't hate on me cos I is black.

ROFL... I like you whitey... your alright with me.