People dragging faux mothers onto the forum to defend their lack of social skills.
We had excitement here for a couple of hours and I missed it!

Still funny though.

I got sparklers! Woo!

Woo! 700 posts in 7 years.

I saw one of those Telecafe ads on tv, and it reminded me of an ex-friend of mine who had used that service. He met the love of his life, and moved to the coast with her, only to discover that she was already married, and her husband was on a mission to hunt my friend down and kill him.

It was pretty funny.