My husband actually LISTENED to me today and understood me. It was AMAZING.

All night long the cats played tag and kept me up.

First Noel would run thru meowing, then Dusti would do the same. Each taking turns being annoying. I think it was a setup. They wanted revenge for my not sharing that turkey I roasted last night.

Why would anyone wear a bikini to go skiing?

She wasn't bad to look at, but her male companion in the speedo should drop about 75 lbs.

I watched them "flash" a cop while in Jackson yesterday. He started laughing so hard, he spit out his coffee.

a bikini bandit, yay

HAHA So it's about 30 minutes before i clock out and the alarm goes off in the store.. Being one of maybe 4 people there at the time with any common sense. I walk the store to see if theres smoke anywhere. None to be found. So i go up front and talk to the one person there I "Know" might be on top of it. he mentions the pipes downstairs..
I go down there to see that one of the pipes connected to the main -pressurized- sprinkler system lines has blown out an elbow joint..
It was spewing water from in front of the hair salon all the way to the wall across the lot..

Oh the poor person that owned that red SUV.. Imagine about 10,000 gallons of water spraying over your vehicle ( before they got it turned off ) when the temperature outside is in the teens!!


And the boss wonders why i won't park downstairs... LOL

Chaos amused me today!

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One of my neighbors: they like to mow lawns. Not only do they mow their own, but if they feel your lawn isn't up to standard, they'll mow your lawn - without asking, and without wanting any money for doing so.

Imagine waking up to a lawn mower, looking out the window and seeing some stranger mowing your lawn for you...

Turns out they've nothing better to do lol

Wife found a butterfly yesterday. It was 2 degrees with a -12 wind chill and she found a big ol' butterfly out and about.

It's currently living in a big clear plastic bowl with a lid I punched holes in and sitting on top of my book shelf where the cats can't get to him.

Aww! I *love* butterflies. Take good care of it.


I was amused today by a philosophical conversation I was having with a friend today that started getting too serious, so I interjected some fake Confucianism, and started quoting fortune cookies.

Doesn't it need some food and water to survive?


Arsinik's story entertained me, and that thread "what do you think about"

I called an entimologist ( or however it's spelled) at a nearby zoo. Need to mix honey and water in a 1 to 4 ratio. Soak a sponge in it and set that in the container.

They taste with their feet so they need to be able to land on it without getting their wings wet.

Close... entomologist.... but isn't that sweet of you...

I knew about the feet thing, but wouldn't of recalled it had you not reminded me... not it's logged in my head forever though.

Wife and I are animal lovers. We take in all kinds of strays. I've even scaled a 3 story abandoned house to get a cat off the roof. It was chasing a squirrel and got stuck. Broke thru the roof on that one.

Let me know when you get a wolf, coyote, or a fox, or bear, I'll be more than happy to take it off your hands

I can point you to a couple of bobcat kits.

I found a cougar den outside Evanston, WY with 3 cubs. Didn't stick long enough to met the momma tho. And any animal that would consider me a prey item, I try not to get too close to.

Those are cats, I don't do cats, I'm allergic. I like to stay with the canine family.

The cougar's had taken over a fox den. I have no doubt what happened to the fox that used to live there.

I'll keep an eye out for a more canine critter. But most recently, I've seen a badger on the run.

Better go and catch him before he gets too far

I drive past his one of his dens about once every week. he isn't going to wander too far.

i want to live on your street.