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Tozzy · **Religious Holidays -** 12-22-05

religions seem to have like a holiday attached to them. like, one big date or something. ok not each, but lots do.

christmas, hannukah, solstice, etc etc...

so, what do Jedis have?

Yodamas? Forcekah? Metacloriensice?

I know that jedi is a religion. and some people have taken it as theirs. now i'm not going to take the piss out of these lamebrain geek fuckwads, just do these jedis have like a relgious holiday?

come to think of it... what about the church of spongebob? or those scientologist people?

Pyrric Dicktory · 12-22-05

people believe in jedi as a religion? no way

>FuckDoll< · 12-22-05

Quote:

Religious Holidays. The Jedi have never imposed religious holidays on others. By contrast monotheistic religions have imposed their holidays whenever they have been able to. Just as Moslem countries enforce Islamic festivals, and western countries enforced Christian festivals, so some Fundamentalist Jedi would like to enforce Jedi festivals world wide.

Examples of public holidays required by the Jedi include every Wednesday, along with four weeks at mid-summer to celebrate the creation of the solar system by the Force (or as some believe by three and a half Forces). Another example is the month's holiday required to celebrate the Assumption of the Blessed Concupiscent Doris.

http://www.votejedi.co.uk/jedifundamentalism.htm

masochist · 12-22-05

People nominated jedi as their religion in our census as a joke I believe...prove me wrong if you like.

Mia~ow · 12-30-05

I know somebody IRL who proclaimed their religion as Jedi on a legal document.

sephardic-male · 01-12-06

Jedi is fiction not religion

Tozzy · 01-12-06

tell that to people who follow the jedi religion.

or the spongebob religion. or other such "fictional" religions. hell, alot of religions are based on word of mouth and books and stuff that people have written... so... think about it.

hell, the whole mormon religion came from one dude and a book.