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Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.
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How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.
What's the difference between a goth and a clown?
The clown has a life.
What's the difference between a goth and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
There is Stalin, Hitler, and a goth. You have a gun with 2 bullets, who do you shoot?
The Goth. Twice.
How do you stop a goth from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.
How can you tell if there is a Goth driving a car?
The horn goes "ankh ankh."
How do you get a Goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, but one has to light the candle.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just embrace the darkness.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to replace the UV tube, and one to put Floodland on.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it for a purple bulb and one to plug the smoke machine in.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Dunno, but I see them all practicing at Slimelight, while dancing to the Sisters. They raise their arms in a stretching way towards the ceiling, twisting their wrists and returning their arm to their midriff, while walking backwards and swaying in the murky darkness.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and another to curse the first for putting a glare on the terminal screen while the second was reading alt.gothic.
What do you call a goth lying in the road? A speed bump.
Two goths are walking down the road, one says "I just bought the new Love Like Blood CD." The other says "F_ck me, a talking goth!"
How do you get a goth out of a tree? Cut the rope!
Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with that revolting creature?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.
What do you store with your heavy velvet cape in for the summer? Goth balls.
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