Just had to share this...

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZXBIq_Q0-w&NR[/MEDIA]

I remember that. We broke out into it at prom.

Good times. Gooooood times.

i'm almost 19 and already out of my prime. i gotta try harder to get laid. ladies, i've heard lots of advice, but if anybody has any more secrets for me, i will pay you $100 for each suggestion that actually gets me laid at least once, and $20 for every time after that. i am really not screwing with you. just tell me, i'll try and if it works i'll live up to the bargain and pay up.

it's not like i've never gotten any, it's just been years and i'm out of practice. *just wanted to try to seem a fraction less pathetic*

Maybe you should stop trying so hard. Women can smell desperation y'know.

And if you're going to pay $100 for advice to get you laid, why don't you just get a hooker?

You've decided not to marry because you don't want to have sex with your husband? Well, that's very noble of you.

god bless you. i just realized what a good idea that would be. now, i just need some hookers...

If you do, you could wind up paying for that several times over in many ways, so you might want to rethink that.

Hookers are legal in New Zealand...

New law. It was to protect the women. If they got raped or beaten before the law change, there was no one they could turn to. Now they are protected.

I still am not understanding. Why do you think you have to consider a man your superior? Is that in order to get married you have to be inferior to a man? Is that how you view marriage?

marriage is about equals. That'll be why mine failed after 7 years obviously.

But at 34 I'm back in the game, with a 19 year old, lol!

Be natural, get out there however, women really can smell the desperation !!!!!

I'm Christian, and that comes with it. I already mentioned this somewhere in Religion, but it's supposed to be an acknowledgement of Christ's superiority over His "bride", the church.

I also am extremely conscientious and particular, and men drive me up the wall with their laziness and inconsideration; I doubt I could ever consider any man worth putting up with.

If you don't agree with Christian beliefs, then why are you Christian?

they are also legal in Canada

I don't understand why prostitution isn't legal. Lots of harmful things are legal.

Some possible reasons: 1) to limit the transmission of STD's 2) to discourage unskilled women from selling themselves instead of trying to improve themselves

I never thought you that hard core of a christian. I think it's widly accepted nowadays that hell doesn't really exsist, but rather that it exsist if you want it to. Or some such like that.
Either way, let me enlighten you a bit:

In every religion, there's some sort of sin for a male/female. We are even born with "Original Sin" in the christian beleif I believe. Jesus died for our sins, blah blah. It doesn't matter to me anymore. I don't believe in hell.

In the bible, there's something among the lines of:
- If a woman hasn't/didn't bear a son for her husband, then she is to become pregnant from her husbands brother. If not available, she has super sinned or some such.-
That is messed up there. How many women nowadays still practice this? I doubt any of substantial numbers.
There's lots of screwy things in the bible. Forget about saving your soul for a moment and consider the fallowing:

Are you living happily?
Are you living in such a way that God would be proud of you for spending your life to its fullest, even if you've sinned nowing?
If you live a life of unhappiness, have you sinned? Well you must have, since God put you here to enjoy life, and obviouly you didn't.
What is sin? Why does it exsist?
Why are we given a choice? It certainly isn't there to screw us over.
If we are given a choice, do we have to pick the right one?

I'm no satanist, but I've wondered all of these questions and then some to the point of regret. I take comfort knowing that God loves me enough to forgive me my foolishness. In fact, he's already forgiven me for anything bad I might have done.
God has taken every percaution to keep us out of his hell. He only makes it available to us to scare our minds. Kinda like the boogy man.

Really think about this.

Consider this:
If you dissagree with anything godly, aren't you sinning? Aren't you supposed to agree with god and not question him for he has divine wisdom beyond our comprehension?
If I fallowed bible code as close as this, I'd be regretful all the time for not accepting one of gods "rules".

Yeah, I've probably gone overboard here, but I hate to see someone is distress.