1. Better processor speed
2. Better GPU
3. A built in HD
4. Built in ethernet card
5. Xbox Online
6. its made by the richest company in the world so they will never let it die
7. The controllers have 2 slots for addons
8. Xbox can have 4 simultaneous controllers
9. Xbox Online Controller that will allow you to talk to people playing online
10. The controllers have more buttons and better grip
11. The first generation games of this console beat the crap out of 4th generation games of PS2
12. Doom 3 can run on ONLY 1 CONSOLE :: Xbox.. shows the brute power of Xbox.
13. Harddisk allows games to have better interaction with player
14. No addons needed to save games
15. Project Ego is ONLY ON XBOX
16. hard drive means no mem cards to buy
17. Broadband cabability right now
18. Bill Gates is just one sexy mascot... ok, well maybe not.
19. 256 audio channels
20. Support for Dolby 5.1
21. Good design... fits with rest of entertainment stuff
22. Huge fan for proper cooling..
23. breakaway cord on controller wire so that if u pull it too hard there is no damage to the
console.
24. 9 foot long cable.. HA!
25. Data stored on the fly, lifetime statistics
26. Data spooling.. means no load times! HA!
27. built is HD means games can be patched.. Expansion packs can be used and cool stuff can be
downloaded off the internet!
28. RIP MP3s to ur Harddrive!!!
29. controller cord can be pulled and de-attached without problem.
30. huge backing by MS means it won't "die out" fast
31. Supports HDTV
32. Supports Wide screen TVs
33. Fully intergrated menu
34. easy music ripping and playback.
35. Most impressive game line-up at launch then any other system.
36. NO gay looking mascots like teletubies, and the rsest of the gay teletubies
37. Halo and no crappy kiddie games
38. 3 out of every 4 mothers prefer Xbox hand lotion over Gamecube.
39. Xbox looks more intimidating.
40. Bill Gates has an underwater stereo system in his swimming pool.
41. The Xbox games don't smell like sour milk after a couple weeks of use, while NiN and Sony on
the other hand...
42. Because great games come from happy developers.
43. Happy developers come from California...er, Washington.
44. The Xbox has detachable cords for the controllers. Less tripping on them.
45. Because Mexican goods are exquisite. Taco Bell on the other hand...
46. Xbox gamers have more mojo.
47. Most Xbox gamers are obese, in their mid-forties, and smell funny.
48. Xbox doesn't need a midget plumber to advertise for it.
49. The Xbox supports Linux...oh wait.
50. The Xbox uses DirectX, Windows, and Photoshop.
51. The Xbox is strongly opposed to threads like these (major plus)
52. The Xbox uses its surplus processing power to make breakfeast pancakes.
53. T3h GC is Furt Kinder.
54. t3h Pstw0 1z t3h 0bs3l3t3 hardjware.
55. The Xbox gets drunk with you at parties
56. Most likely, the Xbox is cooler than the person playing it.
57. The Xbox has the ability to get up at midnight and piss on whatever other consoles you may
own.
58. The Xbox is the first console deemed worthy by Bethesda Softworks for it's Elder Scrolls
series.
59. (from an actual PS2 fanboy, actually) if the PS2 is smart enough to guide a missle to it's
target, the Xbox could design and build a launchpad, factory to build other machines to build the
launchpad and the rocket, and the rocket itself, then send three men to the moon all the while
making the Earth unsafe for human habitability (radiation does get underneath your skin)
60. The Xbox version of Max Payne whips the PS2 version's ass.
61. Large Controller
62. Game Commander
63. Online fee (not a poopy network)
64. Crappy ports are better than the original (usually)
65. Teamxbox supports it.
66. Creators are (reletively) young and want to win.
67. No need for extras for online.
68. Has no 'image'
69. Makes a great foot stool
70. Controller makes a good boomerang
71. Controller makes a good walnut cracker
72. Great japanese tea table.
73. Able to take back old disks as being scratched by the xbox and get new ones.
74. Get a ripping key chain (xbox special edition only )
75. Allows us the chance to talk to microsofts wonderful customer service!
76. A watered down version of windows 2k ...preinstalled!
77. Makes a great heater for those late wintery nights.
78. Lock ups allow more time to spend with friends/family.
79. Controller works great as a weapon.
80. Controller strengthens fingers, firms finger tips with nice callases.
81. Great boat anchor.
82. Able to store porn on hd!
83. Its a good Anti-theft device.. if someone is robbing you.. you bash em with the Xbox..
84. The Xbox on light serves as a good night light...
85. The Xbox On Light can be used to explore underwater caverns
86. the website name is easier to remember..
87. Nintendo is jealous of the name.. they changed their consoles name from Dolphin to Gamecube..
whats a cube? a box!!
88. Xbox has supporters like me
89. The Xbox promo events have hotter chicks
90. People who are lazy and dont want to put the games back in the box can put up to 8 Gamediscs
on the top on Xbox for ease.
91. Websites like TeamXbox.com exist for Xbox.. PS2 and GC websites sux arse
92. Come on you freak dumb ass.. dont you have eyes?? Look at the PS2 version.. compare it with
the Xbox version of the same game and then dieeee!!!
93. Xbox already has a record amount of games released in 4 months..
94. GC has like what? 12 games? and only one of those are good
95. Xbox Online play will allow Voice morphing
96. Xbox Online will allow Broadband only so lame PS2 and GC people with 56ks can stay off and
let us play LAG FREE!!!
97. Xbox Online GAME TOURNAMENTS!!! WIN MONEY
98. If you get ur nose stuck in the Disc bay it automatically opens
99. If the Xbox hurts you in anyway you'll get to sue the richest corporation in the world
100.Xbox has these cool 100 lists to blow away all non-believers.. (ur all going to HELL I tell you!!)
