*smiles* Why yes, it is you, is it not...? *winks...*

And... keep what...?

*flies down and pulls your pocket open with one finger, pointing into it with the other*

*bright green eyes raise to yours*

The pixie dust in there of course! You know, if you keep the dust from a pixie, you have to give her something in return, or she will cause you mischeif!

*tilts her head a bit and looks at you with a questioning smile, her wings fluttering faster than the eye can see*

Or... are you willing to take that chance?

... I enjoy a good RISC... *grins*

Tell you what... if you behave, I will let you have the dust back... *smiles*

And if not... Who is to say only pixies enjoy mischief mmh? *winks*

*tilts her head to the other side as she looks at you... wings fluttering madly*

Me? Behave?

Impossible!

*flies into your computer casing and a tinny racket is heard*

*poking her head and shoulders out of the floppy drive... one tiny arm appears and a screw hits the floor with a "pling"*

Do I get my dust, or do I get something in return?

*eyes you with one raised brow*

Ouch...

*chuckles* Watch out in there deary... Your extra bodyheat will be messing with the internal coolant airflows. And that will trigger the main fan to fire up in 3... 2... 1...

*grins... and ticks in a few quick commands on the keyboard...*

*the fan kicks on and blows up her faerie skirt*

*reaches one little arm back and sprinkles pixie dust over the fan blades so they stop spinning, and smoothes her skirt back down*

Hmmmph... *resting her chin on one palm, elbow propped on the floppy disk casing... she eyes you warily... *

All I asked for is something in return for the gift of Pixie dust!

*bright green eyes twinkle mischeviously as she pops back inside the computer again*

*tiny thumps can be heard... and she pops her head back out dishelveled hair and all*

*again a hand appears... holding a yellow wire*

Did you need this for anything?

*flutters her eyelashes mischeiviously*

Well... actually...

*takes the copper wire, and pulls a few tiny copper threads out of the wire's core... and fiddles with them a bit... fingers quickly weaving... a small net... surprisingly soft, even when with metal... the thin threads...*

Here, this might prove useful to you...

*fiddling a little more, the sides of the net are connected, and between his fingers, a small chainmail of copper is formed...*

Is this an acceptable gift...?

*takes the gift with a smile and flies out of the computer*

*settles on your shoulder for a moment and examines it closely*

*she flits around in front of you and with a sweet, soft, happy voice...*

thank you very much...

*she then covers your face in fairy kisses*

this is perfect.

*chuckles... softly* Yes, well, when inside those enviorments, you had better protect yourself milady...

And what better way, if residing inside the system, to have part of the system... mmh?

*winks, and opens the case, quickly figuring out just where that wire came from, and blows the dust out of the fan...*

my comp wont work, ya kno.
Smoke was coming out of the..uhh..hole...
Read that there was a simple mod you could do that required a dremel.
My system is intel 386 16mhz, 1mb memory, 150 mb harddisk.

That's nasty.

I'd say that mod was unsuccessful... What were you trying to do? Make it run at 1GHz?

Lol.

Well, I'll be dropping in from time to time to help out. Might as well make SOME use of this A+ certification aside from using it as fish wrapper.