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Nick Cage, Jon Voight, Sean Bean, Harvey Keitel and an assortment of no-names and half-names...
Cage is a hereditary Knight Templar whose family was entrusted with the secrets to a treasure hoarde who's map lies on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
Predictable, decent one-liners... recommend matinee or dvd rental only.
2 1/2 stars of 5
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You mean you actually went with other people?!? That's nuts. | |
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11-22-04
You have friends???
As far as 'Nat. Treasure' goes, I'm probably going to pass. The fuckin thing was rated PG... and for anyone that doesn't know that stands for 'Pussy Garbage'... If I want to see a limp-wrist action movie, I'll spend my money on 'Alexander' To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |-| /-\ |2 |2 `/ |-| /-\ |2 |) - () |\| To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Coldplay = Shit I Don't Pay Prostitutes For Sex,
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11-22-04
2 1/2 out of 5? Sounds a lot like someone is a fan our MovieBitch thread!
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11-22-04
hey, i was here before both of you... so no.
and where there's no other movie you want to see, you takes what youse can gets...
(fucking Allen Theatres... i want to fucking see Shaun of the Dead) ___Nick_the_Rogue___ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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11-22-04
LOL.
Anyway, I feel for you. >:-) To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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at least the blonde was hot... ___Nick_the_Rogue___ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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11-22-04
So...is it worth watching. Would Kain enjoy it? >:-) To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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11-23-04
let me put it this way... its a Disney Movie WITHOUT Johnny Depp in it. ___Nick_the_Rogue___ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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So,there I was with my girl type friend,at the local Silverado cinema.Through a couple of fortunate connections,the security guard managed to get us in free.So,what should we see that we think might suck and don't want to waste money on? Ah,National Treasure.
Oh god,it kicked ass!!! Let me whip out my national Treasure Avatar!
But really, It was a Decent film.All the villains participated in the usual kid friendly violence that is to be expected from a disney movie,and we never see any of Diane Kruger's naughty bits...also to be expected from a disney movie.
I must admit the soundtrack was a little shaky in the beginning (intentional or the theatre's fault?whose to know!?), and I thought the plot was moving a little too fast in the begining. As the movie progresses, it actually gets quite interesting.The mere involvment of the freemason's,and treasure-protectors was enough to keep me from squirming in my seat.
It was a nifty little disney romp,let me put it that way.Most of the predictable jokes or situations that were supposed to be funny were a bit corny.I did think that the sidekick Riley pool, was a bit like screech from Saved by the bell,but it was alright.
I was pleased with the film's ending,and would see it again...maybe.But I would definately rent it!Good movie for the family to enjoy,and who is to say that a little lighthearted adventure is'ent appreciated every once in a while? Im just happy the main characters did'int spring for mcdonalds when Ben Gates(nick Cage) asked, "Are you hungry?"
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its a DISNEY movie without Johnny Depp... ___Nick_the_Rogue___ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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