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my husband comes home smelling like food... - 03-13-04

are my senses getting heightened or what?

it started with whiffs on the wind, orange blossoms, cigarettes, an unknown fragrance and no one near by...and now for the second time i've been able to smell my husbands skin and know what he's eaten...this morning i rolled over, both completely naked and i could smell fried chicken on his neck...i inquired, and he did eat chicken at work...a few hours before getting home, and he had taken a shower..the other time was pizza, i roll over to give him a wake up kiss, and i smell pizza, again i ask him if he's eaten italian, and again he looks at me suprised and said he did...again it was a shower, and it's not his breath, that's rather...not nice in the morning.

he says if i keep it up he's going to leash me and take me truffle hunting!



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03-13-04

better than smelling his sweaty balls...


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Olifactory Halucination is one of the first signs of a brain tumor.
  
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03-13-04

or maybe you're prego babe...


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Olifactory Halucination is one of the first signs of a brain tumor.

it's not a hallucination, he really did eat the food...



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or maybe you're prego babe...
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03-13-04

Your gifted. You have the powers to tell your husband what had for dinner. Man if I had someone like you and you new what I had for dinner. Man I would be really saprized.
  
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My advice , if your sense of smell is in fact getting heightened , pray to god to take that sense away from you , by old age , you know , old people cant hold gas so well .


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and perhaps in trouble ... if you call her no honey don't wait for me , have dinner , i'll eat something at the office, i've to work late tonight ....imagine what would happen if you just ate some pussy at the office .. and come home to a heightened sense of smell , broken hearted other half that wanted to surprise you with some special dinner and lingerie !!!


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and perhaps in trouble ... if your involve with her , on a deeper level and you and you call her no honey don't wait for me , have dinner , i'll eat something at the office, i've to work late tonight ....imagine what would happen if you just ate some pussy at the office .. and come home to a heightened sense of smell , broken hearted other half that wanted to surprise you with some special dinner and lingerie !!!
that would depend on that relationship...not all would be devastated by such a turn of events...

"My advice , if your sense of smell is in fact getting heightened , pray to god to take that sense away from you , by old age , you know , old people cant hold gas so well ."

i've never thought about that...

i'm just curious how this is a possibility...or even what the possibilities are...



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03-13-04

maybe the answers i seek, are more...scientific based?

what are the possibilities of heightened senses...and could it be developing in compensation for the loss, or lessening of another sense?



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and oil and candles and a video camera and the Kama Sutra with all pages marked as " tonight's to do lits " and a blow job , can't forget the blow job


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your tits getting smaller?


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if not you are just ....fine gurlie


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that would depend on that relationship...not all would be devastated by such a turn of events...

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You know i actually though you'd say that , but i was so far in the reply , it would have been a hassle to edit LMAO :iyf: i suck LOL


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is there another sense that seems to be getting duller? my hearing isn't so great, and if someone is near me my senses perk up quicker than they used to when my hearing was better.


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my eyes are getting sensitive...but not in a good way..it hurts to not wear sunglasses down here, or the sun is just brighter...



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where is it that you live?


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