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08-03-03

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Mi Sir Jar Jar Binks!
Mi Sa Suck Ya Dick!

bite ass man jar jar is the best. the movies sucked... but jar jar is cool.


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08-04-03

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bite ass man jar jar is the best. the movies sucked... but jar jar is cool.

Who is this "Ass-Man" and why should I bite him?

With a name like that I bet he has super powers!

And the like of which I would not like to be on the recieving end.

~no pun intended~

BTW-

Fuck Jar Jar up the ass with a stolen dick.
I hope Jar Jar dies.
And is left soiled and rotting under the base boards of a dirty bathroom in a poor neighborhood.

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P.ASS. In response to your avatar...NO WE CAN"T! :no:

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So what the Fuck is up with Comercials at the fuckin movies!

"I want your BOD!"

"Body Fantasies!"

"Remix..Sprite..Remix...fart....Remix!"

"No...French Conection."

WHAT THE FUCK!

I go to movies so I don't have to put up with the shit on my TV!

NOW I HAVE TO PAY 7 FUCKIN DOLLARS AND SEE THE SAME REPUGNANT SHIT!

Anyone have thoughts?



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08-04-03

If ever there was a bad idea (besides most of the prequels and having Greedo shoot first) to the Star Wars films, it was Jar Jar Binks.

He was immature, but at least they gave his character meaning and purpose in the second one.

LOL Harry. Good Carlin quote.


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If ever there was a bad idea (besides most of the prequels and having Greedo shoot first) to the Star Wars films, it was Jar Jar Binks.

He was immature, but at least they gave his character meaning and purpose in the second one.

LOL Harry. Good Carlin quote.
He was Padme's bitch, and nothing more.
Don't give me that Senator horseshit, the only thing he was "senator" of was cleaning her toilets.



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So what the Fuck is up with Comercials at the fuckin movies!

"I want your BOD!"

"Body Fantasies!"

"Remix..Sprite..Remix...fart....Remix!"

"No...French Conection."

WHAT THE FUCK!

I go to movies so I don't have to put up with the shit on my TV!

NOW I HAVE TO PAY 7 FUCKIN DOLLARS AND SEE THE SAME REPUGNANT SHIT!

Anyone have thoughts?
I have always hated the commercials...anywhere. The ones at the movies only serve to furher compound the headache they give me. It's not a tumor!

Oh, and you forgot "There's more to life than underwear."


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I have always hated the commercials...anywhere. The ones at the movies only serve to furher compound the headache they give me. It's not a tumor!

Oh, and you forgot "There's more to life than underwear."

NO I HAVEN"T!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

DAM YOU K-MART!

DAM YOU AND DAM JOE BOXER!

FUCK JENNY AND BILLY!

DAM YOU! DAM YOU ALL!



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08-04-03

Oh...I'm sorry...but I understand your pain. I have that Body Fantasies song stuck in my head right now...I'm gonna get out my ArnoCorps and change all that right now.


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So what the Fuck is up with Comercials at the fuckin movies!

"I want your BOD!"

"Body Fantasies!"

"Remix..Sprite..Remix...fart....Remix!"

"No...French Conection."

WHAT THE FUCK!

I go to movies so I don't have to put up with the shit on my TV!

NOW I HAVE TO PAY 7 FUCKIN DOLLARS AND SEE THE SAME REPUGNANT SHIT!

Anyone have thoughts?

I swear to god in fucking heaven if I have to see Biz Markee (sp) on a god damned movie screen whoring that god awful pisspoor soda one more time im gonna go on a god damned murdering SPREE!!! And the guys in the Grand Prix commercial should have the car driven up there asses. The Bod one has stopped showing around here... OH one you forgot...

"Gotta make it real compaired to what!!!!" ARRRRGH


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I swear to god in fucking heaven if I have to see Biz Markee (sp) on a god damned movie screen whoring that god awful pisspoor soda one more time im gonna go on a god damned murdering SPREE!!! And the guys in the Grand Prix commercial should have the car driven up there asses. The Bod one has stopped showing around here... OH one you forgot...

"Gotta make it real compaired to what!!!!" ARRRRGH
PREACH! PRIEST! PREACH!

Wow, say that three times fast.

YEAH! FUCK THAT FUCKING CAR RIDING FUCK!

AND FUCK NIGHTRIDER WHILE I'M AT IT!

Ohhh WHAT A GUY! HE CAN HOLD ON TO A CAR AT 25mph!

THAT IS SO BAD ASS!

Hey, I Should By Those Jeans So I Could Be That Cool!

While I'm at it...FUCK PUFFY! FUCK THE NEPTUNES! FUCK ALI! FUCK MAGIC JOHNSON! AND EVERYONE ELSE WHORING THEMSELVES OUT TO SPRITE REMIX!

*JENNYS' GOT HER BOXERS ON!*



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Down with the commercials. Let the movies make money on their own. They don't need that extra money, and we don't need those extra commercials.


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While I'm at it...FUCK PUFFY! FUCK THE NEPTUNES! FUCK ALI! FUCK MAGIC JOHNSON! AND EVERYONE ELSE WHORING THEMSELVES OUT TO SPRITE REMIX!
Yes all of the above should be raped with garden sheers.


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Yes all of the above should be raped with garden sheers.
Owwww.
Sick.
But good.



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I am vindicated in my lack of television watching and waiting for movies to come out on video . . .


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Owwww.
Sick.
But good.

I try.


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So what the Fuck is up with Comercials at the fuckin movies!

"I want your BOD!"

"Body Fantasies!"

"Remix..Sprite..Remix...fart....Remix!"

"No...French Conection."

WHAT THE FUCK!

I go to movies so I don't have to put up with the shit on my TV!

NOW I HAVE TO PAY 7 FUCKIN DOLLARS AND SEE THE SAME REPUGNANT SHIT!

Anyone have thoughts?
i agree with you completely on this topic mr. on.

how utterly annoying not to mention LENGTHY these commercial "breaks" seem to be.

why oh why cant they just play a cartoon?!


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i agree with you completely on this topic mr. on.

how utterly annoying not to mention LENGTHY these commercial "breaks" seem to be.

why oh why cant they just play a cartoon?!
Yes....perhaps a Donald Duck....yes....mmmm...



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Blah, I just want to see my movie.


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