ok, so you're at a public gathering, your sister just got married or something, you're at the reception and the macerena comes on.

do you get up and do it or are you too gawth?

and what if its the electric slide? does that make it ok?

or heaven forbid the cha cha slide....

Your sister got married?

yes, she got married to big foot. might i mention that big foot's actually a girl and it was a commitment ceremony

*laughs* Thats too funny.

Of course I would get out there and shake mah booty. I knows those dances.

Line dancing is like adultery: it's never okay.

but isn't adultry a guilty pleasure? (in the most extreme of ways ofcourse)

No, chocolate is a gulty pleasure. Chocolate and Sodomy.

everything can be argued to be a guilty pleasure: murder, torture, rape, necrophilia, etc. etc. i personally don't think any of those are ever okay.... unless the dead body is really cute.

I see nothing wrong with line dances.

line dancing is still dancing, therefore is is evil. Of course, I have all the rythym of an autistic hamster, so dancing is never a good thing with me.

but what if the hampster's autism was for rhythm?

I've seen a Hamster do one mean macarena.

wow, i didn't know hampster's stubby little paws could move that way?

which line dance is the worst one?

They can.

I donno, the booty call. Remember when I got caught in that mass-booty call last year? Terrifying.

oh yeah, those bulbous asses moving too and fro coming straight for your head while some strange being cackles something about "tapping" and "asses"....horrifying....

i personally think the achey breaky heart was my worst...mainly because its country and mainly because i had to learn part of it while i was waitressing!!!erg!