ok post funny song titles and/or band names




yes i am bored ... utterly bored

'let my fish loose'
'butter my ass with a chicken'
'smooth sexy monkey'

'Bugs on my nuts'
'we threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms and no eyebrows'

i cant think of any funny band names

"she thinks my tractor's sexy"

bands:

daf.66.deluxe
Dana 60 and the Pistolgrips
The Dancing Purple Frogs
The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
Dayglo Abortions

isn't there a band named anal cunt?

i think that deserves a prize.

their song titles are even better than the band name... check them out. they're grindcore.

grindcore!?!

dude, rock! ...i mean grind!

"your kid committed suicide because you suck"
"i just saw the gayest guy on earth"
"van full of retards"
"living color is my favorite black metal band"
"311 sucks"
"deadbeat dads are cool"



yes, anal cunt does rule hard.

"Big pants, bigger loser"
"You live in a houseboat"
"I noticed that you're gay"

More Anal Cunt

heh. I came into this topic thinking "I can list off Anal Cunt songs!"
Looks like someone got to it before me.

I dunno. "Fusspils" translates to something like "mushroom-foot".
And Burnt by the Sun song titles-
-Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
-Sountrack to the Worst Movie Ever
-There are pictures of Me On The Internet
-When Corporations Rule Your Mom

Nashville Pussy

I know nothing else but their name.

Band: Anal stench

song: i wanna cum on you

Band: PANZERSCHRANZER ( you can only be true today if you don't release any demos and don't play live)
song: unholy forces of evil (Immortal)

'christians murdered indians' is a funny song by corporate avenger.

Most songs by Corporate Avenger are funny like that.

yeah, there's 'f.b.i. got a file on me'

Band Names:

Satans Penguins
Pig Destroyer (although cool, lame name)

Song names:

An evil shade of pink by Satans Penguins
The return of the undead smurfs, by the same band
Mutant ninja penguins from hell, by the same band again.

Dont believe me that it exists, check out http://come.to/hereticsound

later

rec|use has a song called "spinal secretion"
That makes me laugh, but it isn't really that funny.

Unter Null! - Assfuckers, Inc.
The Last Moment - Tropical Arsenic Koolaid
KOMPRESSOR - ADDING UP NUMBERS
KOMPRESSOR - BRUSH YOUR TEETH
KOMPRESSOR - K IS FOR KOMPRESSOR
KOMPRESSOR - KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE
KOMPRESSOR - LANDSCHALTGESTALTUNG [song about landscaping]
KOMPRESSOR - RAPPERS WE CRUSH
KOMPRESSOR - VITAMINS ARE GOOD
KOMPRESSOR - WE MUST DESTROY x10

(you can download just about all the kompressor stuff at http://kompressor.iuma.com/ )

And the band "kreptkrept" has a funny sounding name.
Say it to your parents or significant other out of the blue.

Also, my friend's band, 'the Neverpuffins' (who named their band after finding a cache of those no smoking stickers with puffins crossed out on them) has songs with weird titles. The only ones I can recall offhand are "1200lb Man (A song about the only girl I've ever loved)" and "Song About Us..."
The lyrics and concept of the band make them pretty damn funny, though. I'll get you guys some dirt on them later.