12 Er gee I dont think ive run a game with a rateing below NC-17 or R in years LOL !!

Naked Clerics and Druids possing provocativley to summon Gods ..Gods suduceing the mortals .sneeky shop keeps and sidekicks ravishing the female characters ,NOT TO MENTION what happens in the Bars and INN'S !

No wait last Halloween I ran a ghost house story ..Think that just had nudity and 1 ghostly sex sceen ..between party members dieing !! Course that was an AD&D/Paranoia game ..love mixing systems ! Esp when the players dont know !! thay game was a hoot !

And hell the private games are more like Advanced Dicks & Dilldos !!!

Im an old RPG Perv !!! And My wife likes it that way !!
Anyway you look at it Gamer chicks ARE RARE !
Hobbits in D&D !?! DAM Hasbro !!!!!!!

TRY an smite me if ye dare !! But you better do it on your world !!
Or better yet find someone who understands Psionic combat in AD&D ??

Besides my players can build spells on the fly !!

But yeah years ago I had a player useing a 1st level Theif talk down a Green dragon! that was cool as hell !! One of the Legenday feats of Sh-ow Sintow Karmon Krull !!! Leader of the hunderd Ninjas !! Who was later struck down in battle against Rocopolus* in the great battle outside Bol-Keep .Yarr date 1472 during the Age of Darkness ..

Good players are almost as rare as Gamer Chicks !! lol !

*Rockopouls was an immence undead construct who's body was comprised of 8 undead Rocs ,created in 1469 when the forces of evil destroyed the City of Rocton . Having 8 heads and a wide selection of Immunitys and Powers it was once feared that this creature would simply plauge the entire planet as beneth its wings were the winds of pestilence .,Having survived combat with many gods this beast was finaly destroyed in 1501 buy the Godlike mage Vladimir Moonglow when he caused a layline to explode on the beast negating all magics in that area ..as a result to arcaine powers that alowed Rockopouls to exist ceased causing his body to fall into the Ocean below ..even to this day Rockopouls's bones litter the eastern shoreline of Yarr ... Nermal the Historian ... Yarr date 1515 ..

I like it better when you talk in the third person. It's way neater. DO IT NOW.

ugh... i just had a character roll up for a group of noobs and it STILL isn't done... after six hours of work. granted, this is dusting off a system that i haven't played in years and they're rookies and all...

jesus... frustrating. especially since fifth edition came out. much more complex than original champions...

i think the most frustrating part was trying to make a workable character for a noob who basically said "i want to be sephiroth" then "i want to snuff out life with a breath."

i'm really bending over backward to try and make things work (since this is one of my friend's significant other), but jesus... he wants to be an elite godlike character right off the bat.

*grumbles*

so give him/her an inherent flaw.. then exploit it when they get to "i'm invincible"...i'm sorry, did i forget to mention that part when you rolled up the character?

Yeah it sucks to have Noobs start blabbing off every power under the sun and they cant even control one !!

And Self cant stand when it takes 2 days just to build the character !

"I like it better when you talk in the third person. It's way neater. DO IT NOW."

Self just got soooo turned ON !! self LOVES getting COMMANDS from Hot CHICKS !! ESP. the GAMER ONES !! * HUGS SelffriendWickedLady !*

ummmm. by the way as my dad pointed out what i ment is that it is the sit down and write on a sheet of paper and what i ment by original by NOT on the pc or a game system... and i'm playing version 3.5. just so you know...

since when did anyone mention Video games, kid? c'mon, we're not all senile old bats.

he's jus splainin to ju lucy...

Yeah Self bought a set of the Dungeons and Dragons (3.whatever ) thinking it was just a reprint of the Old rules ..so of course Self was bummed ..however Self was able to spice up the mini modules in the set for a few games of fun !!

Now go arm up with cheap weapons like POISEN DARTS ,Throwing daggers ,& Flameing Oil flasks/bags .Oh oooo and dont forget when you steal from the stores remember to put the stuff on one of your team mate untill you get away with it !

But if your playing the MODS that came with the Basic set I wont GIve away WHATS instore for you but Self advises as a Rouge you should carry a bag of say 10 BRICKS or a bunch of large THROWING ROCKS ,( Yeah like frisbies but rock ) and a about 5 bags of just DUST !! to throw in front of you from time to time ! You might see why .....Also remember to always CHECK for TRAPS ! THats your JOB ! Esp DOORS and CHESTS! ...Self could so Munchkin this little dude !!