Perfect solution. You could even put a moustache on her and get her to burp, fart and scratch her crotch a lot, for authenticity.

let me get a quick rundown here:

-your whole life you were a lesbian, up until 5 years ago. and in that 5 years of learning how to be straight you found your 'soul mate.'

-you're 6 months prego and you want two guys to run a train on you, probably with a little double penetration.

and...

-you're mad that your husband won't allow another guy to fuck you.


you've got some serious issues, girl. if you still feel the need to be sexually experimenting then you probably shouldn't be married and you shouldn't be pregnant.

problem is he might actually find that attractive in a women.

yeah ill admit i've got some issues
but Jones E and i have a great sex life together we just want to have all the fun we can while we are still young and attractive enough,
there is also the fact that we found out early on that some how having threesomes made our time alone some how more enjoyable,
I guess more romantic and sensual would describe it better.
no i dn't want a train run on me just the double penetration.

have your man fuck you doggy style and use a dildo.

problem solved.

The "Daddy Issues" alert is going off loud and clear on this one.

I would also suggest letting him fuck you with a coke can or wine bottle.

make sure it's a good wine though, that way you don't feel cheap or used.

And you have to go bottom end first.

lmao

hmm imagine my dismay when i get on this one to find out Soulfull is not offering threesomes! LOL!!!!

I don't offer them I just give helpful advice about them. Do you need some?

was wondering when these comments were going to start,
at least they held off long enough to get some sort helpful advice.

You need a lot more help than anyone here can give you, sweetheart.

Once the Arsinik/Frog tag team hit ya any semblance of order, political correctness and non-judgementalism is lost.

been told that for years,
Only it's I need a lot more help than ANYONE can give me.
Oh well no use crying over sumpthin that can't be helped.

Just keeping your legs closed would be a good start.

Makes me wanna re-write the rules for this forum...


*goes off to ponder the rules Bush would put up*

Yeah that's what my mom said before she died,
but I can't help it that I absolutly love sex.
and having children the little miracles.
watching them grow and learn and everything else that comes with them,
good and not so fun, is more of an addiction than any drug man ever made.
but after this one I think I want to adopt there are so many children out there that I could care for and love and give a decent life.

<- doesen't want to offend anyone but fuck Bush.