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07-05-04
0k,I was talking to a girly friend about this and she is convinced that one can get pregnant from swallowing after giving head..
..you cant,right?
I have to be right,or Ill feel like the biggest retard in the world!
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I don't think there's any possible way you can get pregnant from swallowing, unless you were to vomit it up and put it in certain orifices..which I don't think many people would do.
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07-05-04
You cann't possibly get pregnant from swallowing...
The stomach is filled with hydorchloric acid that would kill the little swimmers when the got there. The only reason that it doesn't eat thru the stomach is because the stomach is constantly making mucus to protect it. If your stomach stops producing mucus, the acid eats thru the stomach lining and causes an ulcer.
Besides, the uterus and the stomach aren't even connected
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no... slap your friend for me. | |
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07-06-04
Geeze, I'll lay odds that your friend thinks she can get pregnant from toilet seats too huh...
to add my name to the list... NO, you canNOT get pregnant from ingesting male spermazoids orally.....
Tell her i have a deal for her... no checks!! Cash ONLY, and in small bills...
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am i the only one who doesnt see anything in jordyn's post? | |
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i see a line and a sig...
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07-06-04
bwuahahah
Ok,so Im right,she is wrong,Im thrilled to hear this..And I shall slap her for being such a dumbass and trying so hard to prove me wrong.
I really didnt believe there was any way you could get pregnant from that,so I was confused when I was told otherwise.
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your friend... riiiiiight | |
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Looks like the Canadian schools are in worse shape than the American schools. | |
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its just canada all together | |
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07-10-04
"blame canada" song from southpark movie comes to mind....hmm | |
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i love that movie | |
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07-11-04
if people could get pregnant from blowjobs, then my sister would be fucked (literally) 
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07-12-04
LOL, you britt would have a ton of kids by now. that horrible. btw, when are you guys leaving and when are you getting back?
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07-13-04
haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa *breathe* haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa haaaahahaha haaaaaaaahahaha
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07-13-04
*agree's with errant..*
who would have how many kids???
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07-21-04
you know... this made me think of the new Cradle of Filth shirt that i've been selling like mad... on the back it says "Your Mother Should Have Swallowed"...
hehehehe... kinda funny when you think about it in conjunction with this thread.
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