I've never really made a thread like this before, but to follow up a child abuse thread and a pedophilia thread with a "So, Who Likes Beastiality?" thread seems heavy-handed.

Okay, there's this guy I like. He's tall, broad-shouldered, smells velvety like heavy musk, has boyishy tousled toffee colored hair, and a lush, round ass that makes me rethink my stance on cannibalism. I bet he tastes like cream. I assume he's fond of me too, because every time he sees me he gives me this wide, adorable smile, which really brings out the predator in me.

The problem is, he has a girlfriend, which may present a problem, but I think anyone who makes me want to be a cannibal and rapist at the same time is worth persuing despite such roadblocks.

So my question is, how can I lure him away from her; I'm willing to be as nasty and decietful as a person can be and despite the tone of the rest of this post, I'm serious.

Another small roadblock is I'm a guy too. So, to the straight guys in this forum, if there are any, what is irresistable to you, and don't say pussy; I need helpful comments. I've watched a lot of straight porn and I think I can simulate anything those actresses can only without the bad acting and fishy smell.

Any suggestions are appreciated.

this is a creepy request... and i would recommend that herbal soap/perfume stuff... though i dont know how that would go over on a guy...

You mean that perfume with the extracted pheromones in it?

i have nothing against a guy trying to get a guy but as he has a girlfriend i don't think anyone should try and help you.

*insert ace ventura shower/gum scene*

*cough*put this in the Adult Forum*cough cough*



Damned SARS.............

Get him drunk and then tell him how you feel I guarantee you he'll feel the same

when do you turn legal?

July, why did i give you a new idea?

heh heh heh heh

*grrrrrrrrr* @ paytrn. She's MY WIFEY and you're MY BITCH. No flirting unless I'm in the middle, and nakid. Understood?!?

Oh, and there are very few of us out there who haven't lusted for someone with unrequited feelings. Chances are, if he has a girlfriend, he's not looking for a boyfriend. The best chance you have is to befriend him, make you're sexual preference known, and work up to the kind of friendship where to can test the waters by flirting with him. Or.... better yet.... befriend his GIRLFRIEND, try to seduce her a little bit, and have her seggest a menage-a-trois, and see what flows with that.

you talk the shit. i get it done.

Ur the cookie cutter. I'm the cookie MONSTA, YO! Betta reconize, fool.

Dating occurs on a pagan battlefield; to the victor go the spoils.

I was thinking this was more like The Cable Guy only with more subtly and tact. I'm not trying to trick him into thinking I'm a woman.

Oh, I'm not looking for a boyfriend, just some wicked unholy sex that will leave us both traumatized.

This is not a bad suggestion. The only problem is I've never met her, but I hear she's way moral. She apparently was even in a Christian folk group

I knew alchohol would play some role in this. What drugs in your opinion are best at loosening sexual boundaries?

so to summarize; you're a closet twinkie fag and stalker that is too chicken shit to do anything besides sit in your room and beat off to the thought of scoring with some random guy that a) isn't even gay and b) barely knows you.

congratz, you win the award for the most pathetic fucking df user.

cable guy, bawahahahahahah

X..... I've never done it... but... it would work, for sure. I know a girl who got so horney off the shit she wanted to fuck this big fat kid that gave it to her. I mean, she was HOT too... and he was FATTTTTTT.........

negative.