I am creating this at the behest of the lovely Jordyn. Since I am a Fallen Angel who better to give you advice on the content of Sin and the pleasure of being Evil.
If you wish to know how to make use of the darker side of your Human Nature please feel free to ask Me any questions. If you wish to question My claim to being a Fallen Angel please refer yourself to the Religion Forum and look for My Thread entitled "Hi I Am Satan".

So who wants to refine thier ability to Sin first.

Beati pauperes spiritu

Sure, me ~waves arms~

*removes halo and puts it back in its carry case*

I have some puppies and a couple of chainsaws that I'm thinking of juggling at the same time but should I start with the puppies and then bring in the chainsaws or vice-versa?

how many years will I get in prison for murder Xul?

what if there is no such thing as evil, only point of view?

I will ignore you. Refer yourself to My original post above.

Anything specific. I could post random ways in which you could improve your ability to Sin; yet most Humans are better in one aspect of Sinning.

You should hack the puppies to bits with the chainsaws and leave out the juggling altogether.

That is according to the area you would get arrested for such a crime within.

Murder is so final.

There is only point of view. Opinion as it were. Evil is a word created by Man not God.
God is just very good at utilizing appropriate terms. God would make an excellent Politician.

Im good with lust

Could you teach me how to be an asshole?
I think I've got lust down pat. Maybe I could start with the easy ones and work on envy, pride, and gluttony next.
I'm too nice, and too generous. I need to stop fucking worrying about other people.

Is the beer glass half empty? Half full? Or spilled on the floor from the ongoing barfight?

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Vescere bracis meis

Indeed your insults will get you nowhere whether they be in Latin, Greek, or whatever other language you wish to use. I will be reporting your insult and slight to the appropriate persons here and hope that My conversations with others here will not be interrupted by your childish behaviour.

Fac ut vivas!

Lust is an easy one. Though you must approach it with utmost caution in this day and age. One would not want your lustful years cut down by a nasty case of AIDS or Herpes. Just find Men or Women, according to your tastes, who are clean and fit and fulfill every fantasy you can create. Leave no stone unturned and do not be afraid to experiment with your sexuality.

Instead of calling them friends start by thinking of them as useful drones. Only talk to them when you need something and spurn them when they ask you for anything. In this way not only will you begin to not worry about them you will come off as a great asshole.

I can see why your signiture has you surrounded by two women. Your humor is so sharp and biting. It must be hard to beat off the hordes of adoring fans.

So in fact, the beer glass must have been spilled by you in your hasty retreat from those endearing masses of women.