i assume you mean defending them when they're acting like assholes and not when they need defending. that's bad. but still, beating your kids is prolly worse. tough call, though. you ruin them either way.

blind date or double date?

A: Blind date. I wanna know what I am getting into.

Q: being chaparoned or being completely ignored?

ignored. i hate that more than anything else... bad for the ego i suppose.

going to a school dance alone, or attending a wedding alone?

A: I never attended a school dance so that's not a fair question for me. But since I don't mind attending a wedding alone, I'll have to select the school dance.

Q: What's worse, changing the nature of a character mid story or changing the voice/person playing that character midstory as if nothing had changed?

well i dunno. i hate it when they change the person, but i guess it's worse to change the character. make up your mind!

what's worse, mindless shows like 'flava of love' or whatever, or shows where people are supposed to be entertained by the misery of others, like 'temptation island'
(i've never seen an episode of either)

A: I think they are both just mindless drivel and won't watch them so I'll say ...... "A shot at love" It was on the news about a Bi-sexual on MTV who has men and women trying to win her affection. Either way, it's all sex-ploitation and not worth my time.

Q: What's worse the city council of Berkley for trying to run out the military recruiters or the US senate for blocking all measures to punish them for it.

Senate. that's always the 'worse'

what's worse, a bad drink or no drink at all?

A: bad drink

Q: What's worse, people that attack others without a reason or people that always play the victim without a reason?

play the victim. i hate attention whores.

having a terrible crush on someone that doesn't respond, or having a stalker you can't get away from?

Crush on someone who doesn't respond

Poptarts or Eggos

eggos, though i don't like either all that much. prefer to make my own breakfast. juevos rancheros!!

runny scrambled eggs or undercooked bacon edges?

under cooked bacon

What's worse, undercooked chicken or burnt fish?

undercooked chicken *shudders*

i kinda tend to like things overdone.

hair in your food or a fly in your food?

Fly....

In a restaurant, horrible service, great food, or great service, bad food

A: good service can't compensate for bad food.

Q: What's worse at a resturant, dirty flatware or dirty glass.

glass.. you can wipe off your utensils..

whats worse.. Broken finger, Or broken toe?

A; Depends on the finger, It could make that utah wave difficult. But I'd go with the finger.

Q; What's worse, getting cursed at or getting flipped off?

flipped off. it's so impersonal!

a gift of dead flowers or a hate letter?

A; How about a dead, black rose resting in a bed of ash? Actually, I think the dead flowers are the worst.

Q: What's worse, getting flowers from a grocery store or ones picked from your own flower garden?

grocery store. picking them from my garden would be welcome, since that's why i grow them. i love flowers in the house.

bugs on the windshield or bird poop on the hood?