Food poisoning is worse. Flu you get a whole week off work! Woot! I haven't had a single sick day off work in my full time working life...why am I so healthy? Oh except for when I went overseas for 3 weeks - I was sick the whole time.


Whats worse - being sick during public holidays or having to work during the holidays?

Being sick, I suppose.

Getting locked in a public restroom overnight OR realizing you have accidently swallowed hair and it's now stuck in the back of your throat?

public restroom.


getting fired from job or getting dumped by your girlfriend.

Fired is worse.

swivelly computer chair or normal chair with 4 legs?

I would say the regular chair because computer chairs are usually more ergonomic, though working on a computer isn't usually.


To go without water in the house OR to go without electricity in the house (either one for a week)?

water.


Paralyzed from the neck down or dead.

paralyzed.

suicidal or severely autistic??

paralyzed.

suicidal or severely autistic??

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I'll answer both questions so we can keep going...

--Locked out of the car, because it's easier to try and get back into the house or get help.
--Suicidal, because there is usually always hope (and I am living proof that this is true).


Okay...
Someone lying to you?

OR

Someone telling you a truth that could set off a chain of unforeseen events?

Lies are worse. All events are unforeseen at least in truth you can guess what you are dealing with. With lies, you are crippled from the get go.

What's worse
No breakfast or no lunch?

If it's just wees, losing my glasses is way worse - they cost heaps. But if it's poos, then no loo paper is worse.

Having to wear glasses for the rest of your life or having to get lasic eye surgery?

glasses - thats like saying having a debilitating kidney disorder or getting a kidney transplant?

freezing to death or drowning.

Hmm...
Normally, I'd say freezing to death, because that hits close to home, but I'm going to go with drowning because at least if you were in the freezing situation you might have a chance to survive since it would take longer to happen.


Being seriously audited by the IRS OR having your house go into foreclosure?

irs audit...I hate those motherfuckers with a passion


breaking a leg or tearing your groin.

Breaking the leg---the groin is more workable, I am learning how to help fix that, and it would likely take quicker to heal.

Here's some with help from my bro, who just stopped by the house while I was home at lunch...

Being stuck on the highway in gridlock traffic after having had two bran muffins and two very large cups of coffee

OR

Having an unidentified wino come up crazily to you on a public street and spit into your mouth while you are talking?

No. I'd never want surgery. I've known people to get it with pretty crap results. Not to mention they cut out bits of your eyes!