*jerks hand away* stay away from my hand! Which one would be better to eat?

....deep frying ...with sweet and sour sauce!
at least with all the batter, you might not notice there was a hand under there...

sauce or no sauce with your deep fried hand?

no sauce would be worse...

grazing your knees on concrete or getting carpet burn?

carpet burn is nice...but grazes have more to show for themselves. i guess a graze is worse...

eating unpeeled banana or unpeeled orange?

unpeeled orange...

eating raw chicken or raw pork?

damn...if you had said beef, i'd have picked the other one.

i'd say eating raw pork is worse. if the chicken is decent though, not mangey battery ones. damn it's a hard call.

what's worse?
people forgetting your birthday or forgetting someone you love's birthday?

to be honest... prob. people forgetting my birthday... does that sound selfish?

whats worse putting a whole lot of effort into planning something for someones birthday and they dont care or not putting much effort in and them getting real upset?

not putting the effort in. i'd feel bad, but then again, they shouldn't be getting upset over that stuff. you shouldn't expect stuff, just be grateful to get it.

would you rather have herpes or tapeworms?

you can get rid of tapeworms right? cos then herpes would be worse...

whats worse being really hungry and having no food or having lots of food but your never that hungry and so it ends up having to be thrown away?

being hungry with no food is worse!

what's worse - having no ink or no paper?

no paper, you can write on walls.

drinking old milk or eating old cheese?

done both. but our milk is good milk, it's special milk and you wouldn't be able to tell that it's old. so cheese would be worse.

what's worse?
losing the remote or losing your cellphone

Cellphone. Remote you could replace a lot easier.

Living forever or dying young?

well, dying young is more normal than living forever.
i think it's worse though. i think i could handle and learn to accept living forever.

what's worse?
rashes or grazes?

rashes i think cos there's no really obvious way to fix them.

what's worse?
-noise when you want silence?
OR
-silence when you want noise?

noise when i want silence is worse. i think headache or stress. but i guess there are uncomfortable silences. but i'd rather have an uncomfortable silence than a pain in the ass noise.

what's worse?
wet socks all day or wet undies?

wet socks, tell me you haven't spent a day with your undies wet for one reason or another?

what's worse?
-people harassing you when you just want to be alone?
OR
-absolutely no human contact when you just want to have a conversation with someone?

absolutely no human contact when you just want to have a conversation with someone?
IS worse, finding someone to listen isn't always easy.
Being a parent you become more tolerant of the never being left alone option!

Whats worse?

Super spicy food, that burns your mouth
or
Really bland food with no flavor?

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Spicy food, definitely. One can't live on things that taste like solidified water.

What's worse?
1 evil genius
or
25 evil morons.

1 evil genius.
1 or 3 of a kind?