:no:~wet toilet seat~....*ewwww!* thats vewwy baad!:reallysho
If your stuck with no toilet paper.....*gulp* just try to avoid sitting
down, til you can get somewhere where you can use some TP! yuckkie...

It would be pretty awful, but at least it's-yer-own-stuff-ya know!!
Whats worse ?
It's the 4th of July and you've been home all blankety-blank day
and will probably be home all gall-dern night too and only get to
listen to the fireworks from your front porch. When they are only
1 mile away! You can half way see them as they go just barely
above your neighborhood trees !
Or
You get to go down to the river, to the fireworks but ya can't find
any parking or anywhere to sit. If your lucky enough and find a
spot, you can't get out after it's over, because there is so much
traffic and everyone there are coneheads, that can't figure out
how to exit the site without utter chaos ?