I just stumped my toe knocking on wood doesnt work.

and G, that sucks you have a cold, I despise colds. I suggest drinking orange juice, and lots of it. That is the only known cure for the common cold.

Not if you have a sore throat...

LOL 2 asprin ( real not advil/tylenol ) 2 shots of whatever, and a nyquil chaser.. sleep till you wake up..
let your body work on itself unhindered..

i wish i had a person on hinges......
i could bang them against the wall all day long and be totaly amused with myself!

hmmmm.. i have a rash from my allergies right now. I am allergic to nickel and it spreads pretty fast if i dont get to it in time.. just so happens i cant find my medicine.

I tore a ligament in my foot last November and on freezing cold days like yesterday it makes me walk with a slight limp. I've started carrying around a large brass bell in my handbag so i can accessorize for the 'hunch-back-of-notre-dame' look that's so in right now.

Tonight I went bowling and I hurt my thumb. I haven't had any feeling in it for a couple hours now..

i ripped my right hand's middle finger wide open on a truck last week.

my left knee has been fucked up since last year when i kneed a rental car door.

i smashed my big toe last st. patrick's day. it's just now almost completely grown out.