What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in n out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am.

What am I?












Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking?

your toothbrush has hair on it?

gross...

your toothbrush has a hole in it?

I don't get it... other than a toothbrush, what could it be?

My toothbrush has no hole

... neither does mine

I dont have a toothbrush