all you have to do to be the typical goth is:
1) be antisocial
2) cut yourself up just to say that you have mental problems

display any form of clinical depression
4) listen to NIN
5) wear all black with dark smoky makeup
6) act very cynical and like a smartass to everyone, using large words to confuse their small, superficial pop-culture world
wow, i'm a poser goth too, woohoo!!!
