*Puts Mia in a E. M. I. unit. She appears a little naffed off that she is only allowed plasic cutlery, but she'll get over it.*

I'm tempted to break her out already.

Maybe you should join her

That could work too.

I could catheterise you, save all those unecessary trips to the bathroom.

Ahh, just castrate me entirely.

Castrating you won't stop you peeing.

How about I do both, and put you on phenabarbitol and get you a large print copy of a Jackie Collins novel?

Jackie Collins?

Don't pretend you don't know who she is.
She's probably more read in the US than she is anywhere else.
Joan's sister.
Steamy Dynasty style books.

Sorry Nivvie, it's not ringing any bells. Oh and I figure I had better pass on the castration. I don't think Mia would be happy about that . . .

Want me to steal one from work? We make those

It's OK, I can steal them from work too...you make them?
That sound like mind-numbing fun...I used to make grass heads one summer in a factory. Ypu get a nylon stocking, put in grass seed, then saw dust, then tie it up. then draw a face on it, and people water their heads and hair grows! Ahh, happy days...

That's kind of creepy . . . I got one of those as in my christmas stocking a few years back.

Was it imported!!!!

The ones we made were sent all over the world!!

Although, that was a good ten years ago, so I'm guessing the ones I made have well and truly been grown and thrown by now.

I don't know, I wish I did too because I'm thinking it was at least 8 or 9 years ago. I just stuck mine in a hole in the ground outside somewhere when it started getting really soggy and ripe. For all I know grass from it might still be growing.

I never seen one of those before

. . .

Yay!!! That's made my day!

Well that didn't take much . . .

Well, it's a very well done one...mine never had such even ears and noses, and that hair line is cracking!