My boiler is coming up for its yearly service. They always break it.. (They are also really old and ugly)

All this talk of servicing boilers and old plumbers is making me feel like I'm in a Carry On film.

I never would have guessed that I'd end up getting stoned at my Grandparent's 50th Wedding Anniversary . . . With my Uncle no less . . .

That's naughty!!!

All this talk of boilers is making me horney.....is that wrong?

Yeah, don't you know. However, when in Rural New Hampshire . . .
Well, I think the most important thing is why it's making you horny . . . But that's just me and it takes a lot to surprise me.

My boiler is fine! Hooray!

Phew! thank god for that, nowt worse than an uppity boiler imo.

That's what old blokes here sometimes call their wives...

Men call their wives a lot of things here, people call each other a lot of idiotic things . . .

Like Keith?

Tarquin?

Xavier

*spew*

No!
If it wasn't for the fact it's a bible name I quite fancied that!!
But hubby said no. No No NO.
Spoilsport. And of course, she turned out female, and that would just be cruel.

I'm surprised no one has done a study on the predominence of bad names amongst prostitutes, chav's, and other white trash on both sides of the Ocean.

All prostitutes and slags are called Sharon, and Chav men are called Kevin.

We have a lot of bad names that suit and our underclasses. Mostly it's common names with abysmal mispellings.
Lets see: Taylor, Teighlor, Meygun; things like that.

Meygun...hahaha....that's great.

There's so many Jordans about, Ethans and Connors.
And every week I seem to waste two hours at a Chloe's birthday party.

I like my name. It's not as frighteningly popular as others.

Of course I am dating a Christopher so that just ruins it.

On the subject of class and culture; We have a radio station (Wreck Radio as I call it) set up for the recreation building at the Maine Job-Corp that I am staying at and they are letting students volunteer to DJ . . . I'm going to be the Classical Music DJ.
I'm tired of the lack of culture and sophistication amongst the average students around here. So I'm going to do this to shake things up a bit in a borderline, passive-aggresive fashion. Using the beauty of something that I do not expect the average student here to be able to understand and appreciate. They will learn to though, even though they hate any kind of music that isn't pop-hit, Hip-hop mush.
It will be my own little experiment in Exposure Therapy.
Oh Yeah, I've made friends with a new student here, he's the highly intelligent, cerebral type with some solid, well thought out opinions on politics and society. He dominates at Halo II as well.

That's cool, I can see you in a DJ booth with your soft deep voice bringing the classics to life.
It's nice too when you meet like minded folk, reminds you that there's some hope in the world.

LOL that jsut reminded me of a song.. Video killed the radio star...
Hope they learn to enjoy it..