You know the tree frog jumped on my face gave me a minor infection or irritation in my eyes?
I'd just hold onto the frog so you would be to frightened of it to approach me.

Aww, thank you! That really happened to you? Ick pea!

Yes, yes it did. My older brother was standing at least 5 ft away from me holding a very large tree-frog. The frog leaped and stuck to my face with a whump and all that I could see was a frogs foot covering my eye.

Ok.. this is the time where it's ok to kill a sibling. My sis chased me with a frog once.. thnk I was about 8 and she was 6, I still have to get her back for that, I'm thinking of putting worms in her stir fry.

You have a little sister . . . ?

Aye - she's a member here, but don't post much - BADANGELDOOF. You not seen her around no?

No, I haven't. Is she single?

Heh - no she's married, but she's still booty licsious, tried to find a pic, but failed and found a new ava instead.

Yeah, it's the same thing that you have for your profile picture.

I like it

It is cool. It's only fault is that it doesn't properly capture the beauty of the subject.

Meh - beauty Schmooty! It's a good camera angle.

What are you laying on?

Nothing - it's a photoshop reflection

Ow, I had visions of you then sleeping on a glass bed, like some kind of princess.

MWahahah! Princess Mia of Barnsley? Nivvie thou jests!

I can't decide what's more wrong with that idea. Mia as a princess or Barnsley having one . . .

It would have been fitting for Barnsley, a uPVC bed with white plastic frames, a sticker with a picture of a rottweiler on it saying 'I live here, break in and make my day', and tobacco stained net curtains.
Ahhh, lovely.

Hooray for the slums of England!

I remember awhile back you post a pic of you and your sister and she does look like you which does make her hot