Heh, you're so smooth - flattery will get you everywhere

You're not scarey! pfft

Damn straight you're not. Come here and I'll squeeze the life out of you too Cuck me duck *grabs hold hard*
Mia, room for one more.....*One under each arm* Ahhh, my little ones....may birds tweet to you all....

You should see me in the morning after a night out of ten pints and a dodgy chicken vindaloo! That's friggin' scary

Fuck this,
I am going back to bed.

-pets Charles-

I luff you.

You can come along as well.

I can go to bed with you? Works for me. I'm sleepy.

Let's all go back to bed!! I can tell you all a story about Windersellar and the Seven Little Perverts

Beautiful, yet strange! Guards, seize her!

HAHA!! they will never capture me for I will be off into Cyberland with a flash of a fox's tail and the twinkle of a badgers eye! Then where will the seven little perverts have breakfast with all their woodland friends?? surely you wouldn't deny them breakfast!

Damn them and their pathetic little woodland friends! I'll have that draw bridge up before you know it! You'll not get far! I'll keep you in the south tower to oogle at you and marvel at your beauty! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

HA! and again I shall foil you (in baco-foil) for I will grow my beard to such a length that the seven little perverts can climb up it to my rescue!! Uhm.. and then wonder how to get down...

Facial hair? Eww! Guards, release it! Quickly....

I reckon little perverts can abseil down a beard.......

But what happens to the person who's attached to it?? I mean, what would Rapunzel do? infact.. what did she do??

Any woman with facial hair is just wrong on so many levels! Old indian woman comes to mind!

Chop off your own hair, (gasp, I know) then tie it to the four poster bed, and use you chasity belt as a harness, and slide down to safety!

Don't want to watch me wax my tashe then? No?

No. The horror!

Aaahhh...don't fret, it's not wax worthy..yet....maybe once I hit the menopuse it'll need more than the odd bleaching, and I'll have to take more serious measures....