who me?

Um, no, Pughy*

See,
Told you I wasn't that great a looker.

Fat bloke,

I have been trying to get hold of you for a few days now,
I even sent you a text with the last of my money. *Hasn't gone out and got more today really*
I'll give you a call tomorrow if not come round after you read this, unless it's a stupid time then come round the next day.

Coz of his irresistable good looks!

Even Crim said I'm not good looking.
So,
It must be true.
Maybe I shall back to living under me rock.

what? that was sarcasm! trying to divert any other women from comin after yaz. mhmm

Damn it!!!!!

you love me lusting

Who wouldn't.

Umm, other guys girlfriends?

That is a good point.

cause I have experienced

That is true.
I have never clamed to be a smart man.

both being the jealous girlfriend and having the girlfriend be jealous of me.

And just what the hell does that have to do with anything aye?

Ummmmmm

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I dunno.

That is the most marvellous and well thought-out post I have ever read. Can I read more of your literary genious elsewhere? It brought a tear to my eye.

Oooohhh, get her.

My posts are always informative, ingenious, and inspired!

And full of zing!!