Ooo, I wanna know what the pugh said

This is what he said,
"Tell her that I am going to turn her into a pay to view site"

Okay. I don't quite understand but it's ok. I can think of a few different definitions so I'm uncertain. Wait, so why is he there and you on the computer?

The reason that he is here is,
That we are going to watch WWE in about half hour.

The reason I am on my computer is coz I thought I would see what is going on, on here and have a chat with someone else.
Plus Fat bloke gets to see what is going on.

Shhh....they might be listening

What!!!
Not them out there!!!!!
They get everywhere these days!!

Someone hide me! Quick!

*Runs around finding somewhere to hide*
My lord!!!!!!
I can't find a place to hide us!!!!
We're DOOMED I tell you!!!
DOOMED!!!

Under the desk! Quickly QUICKLY!

*Dives under the desk*
Now we are safe for now but for how long?

-muffled speech for your bum is in my face-

Sorry!!
*Moves*
Sorry about that.

I'm fine, fine...

-Oo temptation-

That's good to hear.

-smacks ya bum-

Eeee! I HAD to!

What was that for?
Did you have fun when you did that?

It was there. And it is always fun to slap a nice bum.

Just as long as you had fun my dear.

And I did.

That's all good then.