Too much hard work makes DEATH a dull boy!! don't go there!

LOL - it's not my bass, it's my B/F's - I call it The Bitch. He loves that thing more than he loves me, I swear he'd marry it if he could!!

I'm talking about the sport - I can't think of a more boring sport except maybe tennis - I HATE Wimbldon!

A cool arse is good eh?

No beer, T.V, Jack, Food and too much work makes Death something, somthing.

I don't think I could love a bass more than a women.
You can get a lot more from a women than you could a bass.
Plus a bass can't keep you warm at night.

I haven't played golf in years.
The last time I palyed, there were 3 of us and a 24 pack of bitter plus it was 1am.
It was great.
Being drunk and trying to hit a ball which is glowing.

Well,
I will need someone to warm it for me.

it goes fine with me.... just fine....

Must revive the Chippy!! *puts on white pinafore that smells of vinegar*

Anyone for fish?

I'll have a spam, egg and chips.

SPAM!!!!!!!!

I don't think I can do spam.... ewww *shudders*

Why does everyone hate spam so much?

I am going to have to think of something else to eat then.

*Wanders in looking efficious*

I'm glad to see that the anti spam policy is being upheld in my absence!

*Errects a few more ANTI -VIKING DEFENCES tm*

Yup looks like everything is running smoothly here, thank you Mia

*Sniffs*

Hang on............

What's this?????

DRIPPING!!!!!!!!!

Why did I ever trust a Northerner to run this place??

I'm ruined!

I dun good!!!

Spam is evil - and so is dripping!! I'm a northerner with taste!!

*hands Pugh his pinny back*

I am glad to see you are doing good my dear.

I must remember not to eat or bring to light any of those things around you.

Fat Bloke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did you get free!!!!!!!
I mean...........
Eerrrrrrr.......
Nice to see you again dude.

Free.... as in not in captivity.. or escaped from captivity.. this sounds a little bit dodgy to me.. I'm gonna call the cops!!

LOL!!!

Please don't do that,
There is no need to call them.

Maybe we can work something out?
What do you say?

What do you mean work it out?? I smell a fish here or something....

Uhm - I quite like pop-tarts tho.. hmmm

Yeah,
Work this out.
Maybe there is something I can do to make you forget about the whole police thing?

I may have to get some pop-tarts today,
Haven't had them for a week or so now.

You're planning on giving me concussion??

Pop tart deprivation is the cause of most wars you know!

*Takes the pinny*

Free??

Perhaps you've mistaken me for someone else, you see I'm not Fat bloke at all I'm.........

*Twiddles his waxed moustache*

Fat blokes evil twin Skippy!

Pughy! Babe!

Holy shit! Pugh is still in business! I thought this old hut closed long ago!

Cheers!

i love you pughy

Geez, I miss my Pughy.