RAWR - can I put one of those cocktail stick thingies in it?

So long as you promise to kiss it better

*Gets a phone call*

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Can I have my puppy back now please?

yes..-very- safe hands

pughy the pimp... i wannt be your number one ho :laugh:

Oh really??

Be gentle with me

*throws a popsicle stick at Pughy*

Owwww dammit I got a splinter

That's not very gentle!

*throws cottonballs instead..* there

That's better

You could always throw underwear instead

*takes the hint*

*gets his coat*

underwear..heh..tardface

Oh dear god!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would rather have a nice cold pint of bitter.
Then wake up next to some female not knowing where the fuck I am and how the hell I got there.
But most of all, not know who the fuck this female is.
Then get up and wonder where the hell my boxers are.
That may just be me but I think that is more fun.

Unlike Blind which woke up next to a whale and he knew where his boxers were.
Didn't you Blind.
:vampire:

*blinks*

thats so mean

And yet so true.
:vampire:

aww no

I heard he woke up next to you....

if this was the general board i suppose someone would post "pwn3d"

death my dear, you lose.

*Has flashbacks*

Beware of women bearing drinks!!!

*Runs out of the chippy screaming*

lol, nice