Oh my gosh, okay, wasn't expecting this, alright...first off I want thank god, my publicist, and all the Darkforum members who voted for me. I also want to dedicate this award to all the other closet twinkie fag stalkers out there pursuing their dream of seducing a straight man they hardly even know, I could have never of done it without you. Thank you.

*Bows graciously and walks of the stage*

...almost as lame as the oscars.

Haahaa..... that WAS a pretty good response. You have to give him AT LEAST a few points for that one Arsi....

i don't have to give him shit. if i do he'll probably follow me to my house and masturbate furiously on my front porch.

if you cared or respected this person I do not think you would be trying to seduce him by underhanded means.

Who says I cared for or respected him? I want to seduce him because he makes me so horny I can orgasm without even touching myself.

if i do he'll probably follow me to my house and masturbate furiously on my front porch.

Don't go giving me ideas now, I already have a front porch I need to masturbate furiously on. And besides you're probably some pasty goth freak who isn't even one hundredth as hot as this guy is.

don't be dissin' on eminem, asd.

that's exactly what i am.

learn to use the quote button.. it's easier than trying to talk a straight guy into catching a dick in his ass.

don't be dissin' on eminem, asd.

You mean this lame mofo Arsinik is really Eminem? I thought his disses were wack. Talkin' homo this, homo that. Well, he can kiss my homo anus. And you know what they say about homo anus don't you? Chocolately on the outside, cream-filled on the inside. Now that's a tastey treat!

learn to use the quote button.. it's easier than trying to talk a straight guy into catching a dick in his ass.

Perhaps, but not nearly as much fun.

my head hurts.

wow, you're da bomb. can i kick 50 cent to the curb and then sign you to my record label?

wow, you're da bomb. can i kick 50 cent to the curb and then sign you to my record label?

Kick 50 to the curb? No way, I like a man who can take a bullet. Keep him and you can sign me up.

By the way, "da bomb"? A little outdated don't you think?

you mean as outdated as 'homo anus: chocolately on the outside, cream-filled on the inside?'

i'm just trying to make sure i don't shoot over your head, kid.

i knew you kids would get along.

"Homo anus: chocolately on the outside, cream-filled on the inside" is timeless. "Da Bomb" is pure mid-90s.


Next time aim for my face.

*Breathlessly awaits Arsinik's money shot*

if i'm gonna cum on your face you little fruit basket, you better open wide and prepare to fill up like a good cum bucket. once you're done being my bitch i'll get you started on the laundry and some house cleaning.

This is getting nasty... Me like.

*LHAO* sounds like this is getting off topic. nnyyy way. bout seduction.. highly overated. as far as raping... dont even think it. it will land you in jail where someone will make you his bitch bigtime. your best bet is to try some other gay guy. or when in doubt post a request up on the board somewhere. or try a dating service.... when in doubt do like i do and go bi. *shrugs* just a suggestion. lighten up. both of you. rem asi... some of us can find out where people live. *grins* not me but im sure some of us can. *drops DA BOMB*

First you call me pathetic for stalking some guy and now you wanna jelly me up like some donut and make me your bitch. Manipulating guys is easier than I thought.