Too much, and you have to keep re-applying more. That's why I prefer sheep.


When you lose the remote control, do you tear the room apart looking for it, or just sit there and bitch while watching whatever channel it happens to be on?

Neither, I bring the TV closer so I can press the channel buttons on the TV.

Where did you go on your most recent backpacking trip and where are you going on your next one?

St. Helens. Uhh...probably somewhere at Detroit Lake. Or Sun River.

Alrighty, so we're fuckin' sheep. Lubricant is helpin'. But come now, there is so much hair!! What do you do about the hairy sheep ass?

Shear some of it off the animal's ass, but leave the rest. It makes a good love handle. It also helps of you have a pair of those sheep-shearer boots with leg straps, so the sheep can't kick you, or run away.

Turn around and look behind you. What the hell is that?

A crappy office chair that doesn't support my back well and makes me sit crooked (I use one of the table chairs now).

How much do your different pets interact with each other?

I don't have any pets...
Are you bored?

yes i am.

are you depressed?

not at the moment

do you like the 5.6.7.8's?

Haven't heard of them.

Do you ever feel like you really want some coffee and you have some in the refrigerator, but you only feel like having really good coffee so you don't use it?

I don't keep coffee in the fridge....
Do you play an instrument?

...I was talking about the coffee grounds...

No, I played the French Horn for a while and then quit, I started late and when I went to high school the music was harder and I couldn't play any of it.

2 questions:

1) Are most of the blinds in your house closed right now to keep your house cooler?
2) Can your blinds be opened from the top down as well as from the bottom up?

answer to both questions: we don't have blinds.

do you scrunch or fold?

A used napkin, I scrunch. Laundry, I fold.

When a monkey drops shit on you from the tree above, do you shoot it, or throw a rock(or whatever) back at it?

Throw a rock(or whatever) back at it.

Do you ever take salt substitute(potassium chloride) as a diuretic?

uh nope

Can you smell any food at this moment in time ?

no just my coffee

do you buy coffee mugs usually when you go on trips?

no. Ive only done that onse when I was at camp.

Do you have any seriously camp friends ?

no

what's your favorite building?

JHC in Chicago

What's the ideal amount of time to sleep (assuming it's very restful sleep)?

17 hours!!! yep!!


can i fist you?