Today. In the midst of massive changes to lifestyle.

What was your last positive revelation?

Uhhhh... Martha Stuwart is going to jail. (I don't know).

Where is the fuckin' squirrel when you need him?

Chattin to the moose.

Last thing you ate?

Vegesoba.

Ever have such an urge to piss that you thought your colon would explode? (And I am aware that the colon is not directly related to pissing).

Then the answer would obviously be a NO.

Ever had to pee in a cup?

Once. And mind you, you said HAD to, the other times I wont mention was more or less on my own free will

Ever try and steal a small animal from a pet shop?

No, but the thought intrigues me as to where you might try to stash a gerbil.

Ever tried to fart in a bottle?

No, but I have tried to light one...

Ever attempt to sell your will to another person?

No, usually try to force it on them.

Ever written a will?

No, but I've realized as of late I do a lot of dumb things that are liable to get me killed, so I think I'm going to sit down and try it.

Ever vomit to get out of doing something?

no ive pretended i vomited to get out of something....

ever attempted to sell your soul for $5 like bart simpson?

Nope, but I did give it to a kid for a pair of batteries. I was desperate. I ended up getting a hold of the piece of paper I signed like 3 months later, and I ripped it up then ate it. So I'm golden

Favorite cerial?

Puffed rice with brown sugar sprinkled on top.

Have you ever heard an agitated voice when you were trying to get to sleep? Did you think it was someone(who?) talking about you?

not so much an agitated voice, more like ghosts whispering in my ear just to freak the shit out of me. (which they did)

should i go diving in fiji, or great barrier reef??

OoOoO dont do either what if you get bited by sharkies or sumfin?????? (i hate the ocean and all that icky stuff)

do you think i need to marrie tainted jesus? (i think i do)

yes, you deserve each other


who do you trust to give you good advice?

Myself.

Who do you trust to always give you bad advice?

Dr. Laura. That skank.

Where should me and MoodSwing honeymoon at?

at my house.

would you come?

Well it'd be my honeymoon, I'd hope I'd be there, hehe.

Would you be there too?