So I was on this site for quite sometime (as is evident by my join date) but I dropped off about two years back because I was rather tired of the "scene" that this place offers. Now however, I have decided to make my triumphant return. I honestly expect that you all be very excited about this, as I am the current incarnation of the Messiah (a title I picked up after Terri Schiavo died), and I have finally returned. I'm not quite the same person you may have grown to love, though I don't think that anyone in this site will really be able to nail me down on a particular "style". I can do crazy, normal, geeky, gothic, ghetto, rich, and adult at any given point. I love to argue and will do so with anyone (including you MODs who think you've got god-like powers becuase you MOD a forum) about anything. I have a huge boner for cereals and ice cream and I also am quite fond of the show Lost. Jessica Alba is the hottest piece of ass alive and I don't care about politics.

So, what do you wish to discuss?

How do you do rich? Can you show me?

That's easy. You just talk down to everyone else about how everything you own is at least 3x better.

For instance:

Person 1: I have a computer!! I play games on it!

Person 2 (yourself): Well so do I, but mine's got like 17 graphics cards and a Pentium 72 and 12 programs that you probably don't even know of because they're so damn expensive.

Or Person 1 tells a story that beings with something like "I was on Tri-Met the other day..." and you instantly write off the whole experience as stupid because "Why don't you just have a car?".

I'd also say that you could be taught by kickin' it at my family events, but I think it'd be weird if I just said "Yea, never mind the Masochist in the corner, he's just here to observe and learn."

I remember you man...you're Spinning Gir...can't say I noticed you even disappeared though. Then again, you're just like the rest of them. Hell, I haven't even seen anti in months...which worries me. In fact...

Yea, I wasn't horribly active here past about '03, it just got repetitive and boring. Same people, same topics, same shit. And I'm glad to see that Gir has made a lasting impression.

Gir is amazing. Fuck you Zim! Gir all the way!

Hey now, Zim is kool too. Who else has the most ingenious test of friendship?

Go away. =)

I love that cartoon.

What, you don't want me as a myspace friend anymore?! *Cries*

You know you love me and my antics Xia. Don't try and hide it.

Don't you owe me $8?

That cartoon does rule.

Haha, yeah. Welcome back, man.

Gimmie some of dem taquitos!!

Those are really good!

I saw Xiaphon's name on a petition for banning the sale and production of taquitos.

She's the pure embodiement of evil.