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I'm so confused... and who cares about boyfriends.... unless there is a ring, it's all legit
I'm pretty sure we both have rings.... too crude? Sorry.
  
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Well, aren't you just a good boy


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I'm going to bed. I have to get up early for work. Nice chatting with you.
  
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02-19-08

ya - the B word just cost you 3.5 hot-points.

so lets tally this up, shall we...
- 3 for having a boyfriend
+1 for having a vagina
+3 saying you took pics of yourself "gawthed out"
-.5 for the pink bra (tacky)
+5 for being scottish (assuming you have the accent)

you rank at a 5.5/10... not bad...but not great, you took a big hit on the boyfriend thing.

the only way I see a way out of this is to post pics.... thats +3 points and will counter balance your current relationship status. putting you at a piping-hot 8.5 on the Manifesto Bangability Chart.


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Bed... I just woke up


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have a good night Scarlet


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ya - the B word just cost you 3.5 hot-points.

so lets tally this up, shall we...
- 3 for having a boyfriend
+1 for having a vagina
+3 saying you took pics of yourself "gawthed out"
-.5 for the pink bra (tacky)
+5 for being scottish (assuming you have the accent)

you rank at a 5.5/10... not bad...but not great, you took a big hit on the boyfriend thing.

the only way I see a way out of this is to post pics.... thats +3 points and will counter balance your current relationship status. putting you at a piping-hot 8.5 on the Manifesto Bangability Chart.
Shite balls. I'll just have to remain at the 5.5/10 on the Manifesto Bangability Chart for now. Assuming i have a vagina, a scottish accent and previously took pictures of myself. I am filled with confidence.

Seriously though, goodnight all.
  
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she's hooked, can't log off


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Shite balls. I'll just have to remain at the 5.5/10 on the Manifesto Bangability Chart for now. Assuming i have a vagina, a scottish accent and previously took pictures of myself. I am filled with confidence.

Seriously though, goodnight all.
OK - that post just bumped you up to a solid 6.

im impressed.


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02-19-08

Wait. She said assuming she had a vagina. That means she could be a tranny.



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I think we'll need proof


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damn legolas - whens the last time you saw a squish-mitten..... you sound desperate.


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Never assume, especially if they have big hands and an adam's apple..... ugh bad memories


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LMAO.

I've never had that sort of thing happen...



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damn legolas - whens the last time you saw a squish-mitten..... you sound desperate.
Not desperate, more of a trying to take advantage of the new girl


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Never assume, especially if they have big hands and an adam's apple..... ugh bad memories
He went on a date with wicked lady


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Haha!



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He went on a date with wicked lady
No, I tend to attract the gay, and the otherwise non-female....... and they don't take the hint to leave me alone


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Wait. She said assuming she had a vagina. That means she could be a tranny.
Do i detect a hint of excitement at this prospect?
  
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Oh yeah Chaos is a huge tranny fan


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