Hello everyone! Im Boomer. I like long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and the chic chained up in my closet. I love the smell of blood in the morning and enjoying a nice glass of bleach before starting my day. I masturbate to the sound of dying puppies and love eating in front of the homeless. I look forward to getting to know some of you.

Wow..... Chic chained up in your closet eh?

Ellos Babe... its great here you are going to love it

uhuh tis, and get this best part they dont take alot seriously!!!..... lol

uhuh its great like that here i felt at home the moment i signed in... well for the second time i was a member here a while back lol and forgot about the place

........ you sound like your posting for a dating site........... Mind the gri......... nevermind, enjoy your stay

Oh don't mind me, I'm just a little...... askew mentally

Nox likes the Gril.... of noobs i have learnt but im guessing i passed i think it was the boobs babe LOL or my witty sense of self love?

uh grillin.... i think i may be punnished for saying that now LOL


And yes teh boobs i made myself as you would well know

I would demonstrate but the board mod for this board would do....... far worse things to me. I have to play nice on this board

Oh they would not offened, the would outright piss you off, stick around though some idiot is bound to wander to the board and there will be a roast to be had by all

Don't go to the politics board then

ahem boobs? LOL ok joking really just adding to post count :p

damn double post too much sambuca :p