Yes mistress *nods and bows deeply and most respectfully*

you know if there was any female i could ever have the chance to be with (or wanted me), i think angelina would be her. i mean in my eyes she is gorgeous and a complete goddess.

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I have to say this for the sake of the other users:

*cough*JustabouttheonlyreasonanyonewhopostsonhereandisfemalewhowouldeverlikeAnge linaJoliewoulddosoinordertolookgoffybecauseitwouldhaveeveryreasontodowiththefact thatsheisbisexualandusedtoconductinweirdbloodlettingritualswithherexhusbandandth reesomesandotherfackoedkakkandIfindthatmostgoffywannabesjustsayitbecauseitspopul ar!*cough*

Not that it was directed at you ani but some of the stupid people here would think that.

lol she's bi? blondes?

see i learned something new, and okay...

I was just curious.

Lenina, don't you hate it when they do that? Takes all the sport out of it.

Yeah, I was hoping the n00b would tell me to piss off or something... Its like the twilight zone... N00bs usually hate me... But hey... Theres time yet...

Contrary to what you, or the other users, may believe I do not like Angelina Jolie because she has conducted blood rituals and has had threesomes, and I couldn't give a shit less that she is bisexual either. As for being a goth wannabe, I'm as far from that as I could be, thank you very much. There are many more things worth pretending to be for popularity's sake.

As for the stupid people comment, I understand that was directed towards me, no worries.

It looks as though I've rubbed you the wrong way, I have no clue why, but it looks that way none-the-less. So, in the future I'll just make sure to steer clear of your posts; because I don't like to waste my time with pointless cat fights.

eh> Oh man, Im sorry... I wasn't aware that the chick in yer avitar was Angelina Jolie I swear... heh.

Dude Im sorry. I wasn't directing it towards you honestly and its not often I admit to fault and apologize to a n00b so erm... yeah, Im sorry maaaan. You haven't rubbed me the wrong way. If you had I swear you would know about it.

This feels really weird...aaaaaah, it's the end of the world! Or just 2004. Same difference.

Aw, I'm sorry about snapping about it then. I'd give you a big "make up hug" but I have a feeling you'd hurt me

Its alright... English dry humour seems to get my into trouble... heh... And have a good new year.

I've been on for a bit but few things about me
I'm 36 (old fuk)
love VW (own 2 A2's and 1 A1) if you don't know ask
new goal in life; find the "bald chicken drug"
actually recentlly decided to make a film so right now in the process of getting money.
in search of the perfect "golden lotus"
thinks certain drugs should be legalized
is fairly consevative in political views.

HI, im spikess and i like to shove pickles up my arse..

look at all the fuckin' new n00bs!!!!!!!

someone get me a rusty hammer and a cactus and some grain alcohol and A GODDAMN FUCKIN' FLUFFY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya fuckin' wanker-cunts.......which i guess would make you transexuals.....which is really weird, 'cuz i s'pose you could just fuck yourself and be your best friend and lover.....then again, i think it would hurt to curl your penis into such an odd angle just to penetrate your vagina.....thus, i would suggest eatin' a pound of bannas (and for you non-american ass monkeys, a pound is like some mesurement my arrogant american ass refuses to understand....or is universal? who cares......antartica is truly the only country with a perfect politcal system).....anywho, where was i? oh yes, relieving sexual pressure with food, like most of the fat fucks in the america, and um....so don't forget to take your vitamins because fast-food is mainly all shit, and be forewarned when talkin' to someone with a rotten strawberry's and a jar full of piss......

in closing, give us kisses or fuck off ya n00b jiz niggits

Can I watch?

sure, but its 50p a viewing.

eek, expensive, do I get anything else for that price?

a pair of sodden knickers?

hmm .... thats it?