AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugglefuxorz for Dark Lord....HUGGLEFUXORZ FOR DARK LORD!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!*

*kicks Sixxx in the nads* that oughta learn ya

*stabs dark lord in the stomach with a kitchen knife, shoves cactus into their rectum, and plucks out on of the eyes with a corkscrew and begins to suck on it*.....HA!!!! beat that!!!!!!

Oh yeah *stabs sixxx in the dick and pours a combination of alcohol, vinegar and salt over the wound* nyah

Childishness in an adult manner....... what fun

weak man....very weak.....what would be better is takin' an old-skool themometer, y'know, the glass kind.....and then performin' "sounding" (which is where you stick things up the dickhole)....but yeah, stick the themometer up mah dickhole, then bend mah dick some direction real quick like, thus shattering the themometer, thus attackin' me with thousands of tiny slivers of glass, not too mention the mercury poisoning.....w00t!!!!

gah, i think about this shit way too much....i'ma go watch Aladdin or Toy Story or The Lion King or....or....sumtin'

I can't sleep I am very tired, so I can't think up very good pain inflicting methods right now

itz okay *pets dark lord* i still wuvz yew!!!!!

you people make me sick. everyone knows the best way to torture someone is to put nsync on repeat. or better yet, blazin squad.

shovin' a hot curlin' iron into someone's orifice is a much better form of torture than nsync.....psht

aye right, you can pass out after getting that done to you, cant with that shite playing..

Red hot poker would be too bad either

32 additional posts and not a single new person to turn it ontopic. Guess thats the introduction to the Offtopic forum out of the way.

I think the intro board idea is good.It would really give the new users a way to expand who they are,and build up recognition for thier posts throughout the community.We probaly would'ent call all of them dumbasses if we knew more about them.

i think we wouldnt call them dumbasses at all so long as they stuck their "hi im new" threads in the designated area.

welp, this thread got killed early

'twas the plan....i take full responsibility

So this is where I say Hi to everyone! I've been posting in the poetry section since I didn't know where else to post at the moment.

Hi everyone

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! and boo!

'oi.

i think you're the first person to actually validate this thread's existence. good job.