DF version of "Here's your Sign"

I am a leo yesh..... havent been a virgo for years :p

I'm............ not gonna comment

Pun was intended

Well it was gonna be sort of a self bash, but I thought better of it

See thinking was probably the first mistake.... and probably the reason i get into trouble alot.... hmmmm

that long eh?

I hate to think about it

Um not "that" long ago... although thanks to a long distance relationship i think it may be growing back

LMAO!!!! been there... doing that....

Oh hell just slap a lable saying "Born again, but not by choice" on my head.

Mines a fair distance, im ready to blow things up and move countries together lol

lmao!!! there should be a club for the unfortunates

Its the DF Lonely Hearts Club

awww, nox, you saying your trying to join the "Born Again Virgin" club?

However my heart isnt lonely, other places are, but i talk to my man enough not to have a lonely heart so you gotta rename it dude i want to join!

Oh it could be DF's Lonely Pants club

No, I am trying not to join it, but its not working out so well Though a part of it might have to do with the fact that I would rather not plant my pecker in the tainted........ grounds that are in this town

Ever thought of trying grounds from a different town?

Working on it actually...... must first focus on a new employer, as my current one is a man hating bitch from hell

I think i know her... shame your not gay.. then you get the free ride!!